Beware The Algorithm

Grem/Lin I like to read and have trouble navigating websites

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[alhalgorithm]

@fishyfishyfishtimes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[necromancelena]

fuck i think im late to flipping my chicken nuggets do you think they're okay

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[alhalgorithm]

I’m terrified of taking to people. And so I avoid it. So I’m very bad at it. Because I have no experience. Despite trying not to I make everyone I talk to very uncomfortable. It’s made getting a relationship difficult.

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

If blacksmiths make things out of metal, what do other colors of smith make?

You can remember them all with this popular nursery rhyme:

A blacksmith makes things out of metal.

A whitesmith makes records of queries.

A graysmith makes facts about serial killers up to match all of his theories.

A greensmith makes plants into tables.

A brownsmith grinds tables to dust.

A redsmith takes dust from those tables and plants and applies it to mirrors to rust.

A yellowsmith makes things from acids.

A bluesmith can make things from bases.

A chartreusmith can make things from any material, regardless of what their pH is.

A taupesmith makes things out of paper.

Eggshellsmiths carve stuff out of shell.

An ivorysmith poaches ivory, and that’s why they’re going to hell.

An orangesmith makes stuff that’s orange.

A purplesmith makes stuff that’s purple.

A silversmith makes things from silver, which is just the truth because nothing rhymes very well with the aforementioned colors.

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[ilovedirt]

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[thickness-protection-program]

This blog is not safe for ai defenders. You're on the same list as terfs and Harry Potter adults

[were--ralph]

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[justintaco]

[thefanaticalmusingsofrobin]

This show is an accurate portrayal of how artists are hopeless dumbasses and we need a producer type to bring us back to earth to get anything meaningful done and I’m here for it

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[reddredpanda]

Y'all are forgetting there used to be some big ass predators not that long ago in Earth’s history (in the grand scheme of things anyways). Giant cave bears, cave lions, cave hyenas, dire wolves, smilodons, and terror birds, just to name a few. And our ancestors lived with a lot of them around, as did the ancestors of horses and moose. The reason moose are so big is because they are some of the last of the mega fauna to exist. There used to be even bigger moose and moose-like animals, too.

Also, fun fact: Moose are good at swimming and diving, and they will dive down to the sea floor off the coast to eat tasty sea grass. And they do it often enough that they are considered prey for orcas. So if you want to know what eats moose besides wolves, bears, and people, the answer is orcas.

[ashciz-thoughts]

ORCAS EAT MOOSE…

I always thought moose swam in PONDS or RIVERS…

NOT THE OCEAN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you have any medals?

yes

no

no but trophies!

results

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

I have like 3 but working on getting more