back and better than ever

[weloveshortvideos]

“he doesnt bark he just yells”

[thymegaforeskin]

today in school a fight broke out and i heard one of our security guards ask if it was a good one

[pokemonofficial]

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

[pantomimepenguin-blog]

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

[pokemonofficial]

what

[then-it-fell-apart]

i hope one day you are at peace with yourself. i hope you can take a shower without crying and you can close your eyes without thinking about your funeral. i hope one day you start singing in the shower again and are happy for no reason. i hope you get better, because you really deserve to. 

[trashcansally]

Do you ever just suddenly feel really shitty because you’re not particularly good at anything and you don’t know what you wanna do with your life and like you didn’t ask to be born and have to deal with all of this and yet here you are, confused and anxious and paying to exist on this trash planet

[yisingphoto]

Dalton Rapattoni at School of Rock Gives Back Tour Temecula 6.5.16.

[oddlyaquaria]

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

[d0esntmakesense]

My relationship with gravity is stronger than ever.

[rdakotapdx-deactivated20221012]

brilliant

[tarantinosdeathproof]

This is the best one yet

[fidget-sinner]

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

[shareresourceidea-deactivated20]

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

[starllex]

when you see a dog from across the street 

[ali-storm]

me: why am i so funny

me: i don't know

me: *laughs*

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Chris Hemsworth answered his daughter’s gender question like a champ.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[dundermifflinscranton]

Pam-casso! Sorry I’m late, I had to race across town.

[jimothyandpamela]

one of the greatest Pam-Michael moments

[florenctts]

[cutepetclub]