Amateur Attention Whore

~it's maturity that i'm lacking~ ao3: crymeamelody

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cwote]

[awwww-cute]

Little girl thinks bride is the Princess from her favourite book (Source: http://ift.tt/2s0fF7z)

[accras]

Beautiful story!

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t need a show like Young Sheldon to further understand that nerd. What we need is a show that explores what happened to Michael Scott as a child.

[justjames]

Today is National Stress Awareness Day!!! So just to let you all know I have been extremely stressed since 2001

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[crymeamelody]

me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me

[howdoiputthisgently]

WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

[stephenstrvnge]

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

[languill]

It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

[flavoracle]

I took calculus my senior year of high school, and I really liked the way our teacher framed this on the first day of class.

He asked somebody to raise their hand and ask him when we would use calculus in our everyday life. So one student rose their hand and asked, “When are we going to use this in our everyday life?”

“NEVER!!” the teacher exclaimed. “You will never use calculus in your normal, everyday life. In fact, very few of you will use it in your professional careers either.” Then he paused. “So would you like to know why should care?”

Several us nodded.

He picked out one of the varsity football players in the class. “You practice football a lot during the week, right Tim?” asked the teacher.

“Yeah,” replied Tim. “Almost every day.”

“Do you and your teammates ever lift weights during practice?”

“Yeah. Tuesdays and Thursdays we spend a lot of practice in the weight room.”

“But why?” asked the teacher. “Is there ever going to be a play your coach tells you use during a game that requires you to bench press the other team?”

“No, of course not.”

“Then why lift weights?”

“Because it makes us stronger,” said Tim.

“Bingo!!” said the teacher. “It’s the same thing with calculus. You’re not here because you’re going to use calculus in your everyday life. You’re here because calculus is weightlifting for your brain.”

And I’ve never forgotten that.

[heroineimages]

Ooh. I like this anecdote. 

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[fullychaoticpatrol]

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

[decepti-geek]

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

[flowury]

guys. being single but having solidarity in yourself and confidence you are loveable but not caring if you have a relationship to prove that is so much better

[flirting-with-psychology]

Yeah I have neither

[dennys]

[askfallencas-archive-blog]

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[praisethetrees]

[dateamonster]

when you get turned into a vampire before literacy was a common thing

what up i’m jared i’m 1900 and i never fucking learned how to read