Dawson's Domain

For all things funny to the Labynomees'.

[ali-whitstaff]

I am SO late to the party, but today I drew Miss Jacky Faber of L.A Meyer’s “Bloody Jack” fame.

[7deadlycinderellas]

There’s someone on my dash talking about Outlander and all I can think of how much I would give for a well cast good budgeted cable TV series adaptation of the Jacky Faber novels.

They would be so awesome

Maybe 5-8 episodes per book/season

Cast an actual teenager so she could grow into the role.

The ships, the settings, the huge secondary cast.

If only

[brennenbeckwith]

reblog if you've read Bloody Jack

I wanna see how many of you are out there

[eatsanentirepinetree-deactivate]

Does anyone else get language cravings? Like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little Danish. 

[ali-whitstaff]

Mine is usually Japanese. Or learn how to make flawless ratatouille. Or paint hell realistically. But yeah.

[ali-whitstaff]

Me, a menstruater: Why must you constantly prep for babies? Can't you just wait until after we decide we want babies?

Uterus (now with magical eye, hip flask, and peg leg): CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

[lucifurby]

I hate this so much because this is exactly me

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[magic-of-eternity]

[ali-whitstaff]

WANT

[lost-chaparral]

Fall Out Boy has a song for everything. Feeling sad? Yep. Angry? Oh yeah. Lonely? Betrayed? Double Yep. Secretly dating Mikey Way for a summer? Yep. Playing football? You betcha.

[ali-whitstaff]

if hiccup and merida swapped movies

Hiccup's Dad: Time to go train with weapons

Merida: !!!!!

Merida's Mom: Time to work on being polite and gentle

Hiccup: !!!!!

[beauvb-deactivated20161129]

Jack and Elsa meets The Titanic xd Bad Comic iknow I was bored :S

sorry if this already been done Jack - DreamWorks Elsa - Disney

[ali-whitstaff]

mercutio: i can see what's happening

benvolio: what?

mercutio: and they don't have a clue!

benvolio: stop

mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two

benvolio: people are dying

[winterlark]

if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not

[v3llichor]

This is both an accurate depiction of pansexuality and of my knowledge of sports.

[ali-whitstaff]

Jedi: May the force be with you

Catholic Jedi: And also with you

[macgyverinblue]

sometimes I forget professionals taught at Heidelberg and then I see this shit and think about all the ridiculous shit we pulled in this snarky asshole’s class

like it was too hot once and the windows wouldn’t stay up so some kid put a chair sideways out the window so we got a little airflow

and he gave no fucks.

or he would give up teaching and make us watch a movie and I would literally sleep

[ali-whitstaff]

Once we were watching a movie in my professor's class about prostitution and I had to explain to him that she wasn't actually selling butter.

There was another time where I kept trying to explain the boats on the river in the Civil War and he asked me to elaborate. I said "Boats. Boats that float. Boats with guns. Pew pew." He was looking for the words "gun boats."

[ali-whitstaff]

So I just took a quiz online about which superhero I'd hook up with blah blah blah. I get Thor. Ordinarily this would be nothing, except there's a running joke that my boyfriend is Skinny Thor. Everyone starts posting bad sex jokes until someone says "Just wait until his thunder storms make up a super-cell." This would be fine if it wasn't for the fact that we've recently been talking about kids...

[seeyouallintherapy]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE