Vellichor

Elliott. 40. They/them. Queer AF. My full pride shirt would look like Terms and Conditions: demisexual, panromantic, graygender. Married. Cat parent. Childfree.

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[best-of-memes]

[racingdaylight-blog]

FUCKIN SALE

[v3llichor]

well I mean they aren't WRONG

[anxeious]

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[anxeious]

june will be soft and sweet

[anxeious]

AND GAY!!!!!!!!!!

[shiftythrifting]

Burnt toast = happy accident

this burns his face onto your toast which is hilarious tbh

[leche-flandom]

this does WHAT?!

hold on

[leche-flandom]

welp

Bob Ross, Bob Rosser, Bob Rossest

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[armengoldira]

[archduck-waddles]

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

[armeleia]

It's a valuable service. I hate sesame rolls.

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[i-am-a-fish]

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[californiasleazeking]

[kuttithevangu]

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

[darkcomedies]

if you grew up in a sexually restrictive/off environment it’s kind of impossible to exaggerate the importance of a friend you can say the lewdest nastiest wettest squishiest things to no judgement

[darkcomedies]

it feels like this

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

it's literally just me n my loser blog against the world