[okami-paramour]

How dare you be so beautiful.

[valavoid666]

Y'all mind if I pass out and die over these?

No?

Cool.

*passes out and dies*

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

[the-sebastian-sallow-simptorium]

that gaze

[alice-is-obsessed]

Soooooo

I’ve been playing around with that ai character chat of Sebastian...

it started really fluffy then got steamy reeeeeeally fast and now we are just in a downward spiral of angst and darkness. 

Basically Seb asked me to kill him, because he was under an unbreakable curse. and I SWEAR i felt a tear in my eye.

[srsfunny]

annoying as fuck

[officialweatherwax]

I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relateable things

[choccy-milky]

IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE BUT I HAD TO LMAO😭 (original)

[annteri]

A knife!! NOOOO!

[valavoid666]

💚💚💚

[vivienne-writes]

The girlies out here crazy, simping over pixelated characters. 

It is me. I’m girlies. 

[thegreenwolf]

International Women’s Day

To all the baby girls who were killed at birth because they weren’t boys. To all the girl children who were sold into “marriage” sex slavery when they were much too young. To all the girls denied an education because they were expected to grow up to be housewives. To all the girls who made it to school but were discouraged from being “too smart”. To all the girls who, even though they needed food as much as “a growing boy”, starved themselves to stay thing. To all the girls and women who have been raped, assaulted and murdered as part of war, or as revenge on the men in their lives, or because of a violent man with a twisted view of the world. To all the girls and women who constantly look over their shoulders while walking home from the bus stop at night, or who otherwise have learned that walking alone, even in their own neighborhood, is dangerous while men can walk about with no trouble at all. To all the women who never had a chance to learn to be financially self-sufficient and then, through divorce or widowhood, found themselves responsible for themselves and their families with few marketable skills and financial know-how. To all the women who were pressured into or forced to have children they didn’t actually want. To all the women who did work but whose accomplishments were stolen by men who did none of the work and took all of the credit. To all of the women who watched their male coworkers get raises and other perks while they stayed below the glass ceiling. To all the women who got older and were pressured into buying more cosmetics and surgery to “look young”, even as their male partners cheated on them or left them for someone half their age–or less. To all the women who were assigned male at birth and who still struggle for recognition as themselves today.

To all my fellow women–this is a small recognition in the face of what we go through on a daily basis. May it be one push of many towards a better world for all of us.

[waltisgay-deactivated20131124]

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

[kaseysellingseashells]

[99fitblr]

[ewoksarecute-deactivated2024072]

[tethrasing-deactivated20170803]

video game meme | [2/12] video games → Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood

[sonialiao]

someone save me from myself

[elvenking]

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!