the void personified

Lee | they/them I’m a curator of fine trash — bow before my wares

[catboymuqing-moving]

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[cherryaire]

"this must be Ai it uses em dashes" girl shut the entire fuck up

[milf--adjacent]

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[oneheadtoanother]

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)

[orionsangel86]

cosmic soap opera (god loves your boyfriend too much and everytime you die it basically breaks him so god has to resurrect you even though he's really annoyed about it)

[aleriya-darling]

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[emil]

the butterfly doesnt even have to be saved next question

[hyvee]

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me

[peaceandlovetechnology]

Debbiedownermaxxing

[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

[homeboygirl]

unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me

[beardedmrbean]

[dailycatsblog]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers