[alien--octopus]

Well, after like 10 long years, I'm logging off Tumblr for the last time. RIP alien--octopus. It's been fun ✌️

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

[alien--octopus]

My kid loves Chuggington and honestly? Could be worse

[druguser]

[icachondeo]

[alien--octopus]

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[alien--octopus]

My chunky is 1 year old 💕😍😊

[alien--octopus]

me: *is trying to focus*

my brain: MiiiiiiiiSTER KRABS... iS ONE THiCC BiiiiiiiiiH.. LEMME.... sEE THAT KRUSSYYYYYYYYYY

[nightwomancometh]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

[1st-1]

I want to leave …………

[lovelustquotes]

I wanted him in the bluntest way. I wanted his lips, his hands, his arms. I wanted him the way the ocean wants the shore, constantly reaching and running back. I wanted him the way rain wants to fall, the way the sun wants to shine, the way words want to be read. I wanted him to infinity, to the millionth degree. No amount of rain could douse the fire I had in me for him.

E.K. Blair (via lovelustquotes)

[beetnelson]

[zachsilberberg]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (dir. David Lynch, 2013)

[brittany-murphy]

i cant believe you made its always sunny look like some indie film

[princesconsuela]

[iammagicitself-deactivated20180]

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

[hellyeah-friends]

reblog every time 

[theultimatechoice]

[aphrogenian]

I dont want a career and I hate working. There I said it

[neurodivergentaf]

stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)