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Pick your head up king your hairline is receding

My animal crossing fan theory is that Redd never sells you genuine art. He sells you very good fakes and absolutely horrific fakes and profits immensely from them. That's why every town gets a copy of Starry Night, its not because it's a video game, it's because Redd's got this tomfoolery to a science:

He sells you the very bad obvious fakes and the great fakes, because your ass showing up at the museum with garbage paintings brings Blathers' expectations down so low, the moment he gets a piece where the mona lisa doesn't have a clown nose he goes "Oh thank fuck a real painting" and hangs it up without a second thought

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made a discovery today

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*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

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so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord

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this is a review for bioshock

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The World Was On Fire And Nothing Could Save Me But You

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I drink water but i still be eating what im not supposed to im fake healthy

raptorific

look I’ve seen a lot of clickbait in the world but this is by a wide margin the most unsettling one

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I hate being afflicted with the curse of prophecy

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me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

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this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?