moderation is for cowards

Coy - 25 - they/she - would die for Mac and Dee

[thefilmychild]

[swarnpert]

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

[swarnpert]

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

[mercuryfish]

[thehobbutts]

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[mabelsguidetolove]

i’m a strong, sensual dumbass and i will not be ignored any further

[andysambcrg]

fave mac looks [5/?]

↳  Frank’s Pretty Woman

[valtsv]

werewolves or vampires? skeletons or zombies? ghosts or jack o'lanterns? bats or black cats? witches or demons? haunted house or haunted forest? candy or chocolate? orange or black?

[different-landscapes]

[tokillaking13]

@pinkejessman here you go ! 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hoechloin]

[exeggcute]

there was this one bodybuilding forum thread where this guy was sad because he couldn’t get a gf because he had to wear an eyepatch and everyone kept screaming at him to starting working out immediately so he could look like a metal gear solid character

that’s good advice tbh. also why are bodybuilding forums full of the best threads, like those guys arguing over how many days are in a week

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

can’t leave out my personal favorite

[mabelsguidetolife]

@whatyouloveisyourfate do you still look at bodybuilding forums and if so what stories can you relay second-hand to us??? share with the class

[pentecost]

really makes you think

[macden]

[tyleroposey-blog]

I love you, Dee. Dennis… Suck my dick.

[bitesremade]

DONT talk to me until ive had my morning paint thinner