Are you alien or ali-out?

Hi I'm Sonny. I like aliens and stuff. Just an autistic doodly nerd with too many frequent flier miles and a bunch of purple stuff.

[alien-boi-sonny]

Petition for Henry and Lia's first Halloween as a married couple to be spent dressed as Plastic Girl and Dangerous Crow Boy Whose Job It Is To Destroy Plastic featuring @dr-iggy-bolet as an item that is commonly made of plastic

I need people to reblog this and sign the petition, if we get enough signatures I bet we could bully talk Henry into doing it for his beautiful wife who he loves so so much and doesn't want to make her sad by refusing to bow to the peer pressure of their tumblr circle :)

[alien-boi-sonny]

@your-besties-bestie BESS BABE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CROW BOY WHOSE JOB IT IS TO DESTROY PLASTIC AND IF YOU DO THEN WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON HIM, SCIENCE WANTS TO KNOW FOR SUPER SCIENTIFIC REASONS THAT DEFINITELY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THINGS I MAY OR MAY NOT TEXT YOU IN THE FUTURE

[your-besties-bestie]

I have no idea what you’re talking about???

I thought plastic couldn’t be destroyed... Like matter and human rights.

[alien-boi-sonny]

OOOOHHHHH this means i get to educate you about Dangerous Crow Boy Whose Job It is To Destroy Plastic and Plastic Girl

I'M GONNA TEXT LIA AND GET HER TO HELP, I BET SHE'LL LOVE THIS

[alien-boi-sonny]

@your-besties-bestie BESS BABE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CROW BOY WHOSE JOB IT IS TO DESTROY PLASTIC AND IF YOU DO THEN WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON HIM, SCIENCE WANTS TO KNOW FOR SUPER SCIENTIFIC REASONS THAT DEFINITELY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THINGS I MAY OR MAY NOT TEXT YOU IN THE FUTURE

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

sonny joon would probably take up a career as a dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic tbh

[alien-boi-sonny]

caw caw bitch, i'm comin for your plastics, hide your shit or i'll destroy it

[its-henry-bolet]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE ARE EXACTLY ONE HOUR AWAY, THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN DRILL

@dr-iggy-bolet make sure you're done scuttling soon so you don't lose track of the time

[dr-iggy-bolet]

I LOST TRACK IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING

*aggressive scuttle sounds all over the cemetery*

[dr-iggy-bolet]

I MADE IT!

CUFF LINKS AND RINGS IN TACT… ish

I might have not the back of one of the links. But you could use some of the skin i just stress-shed all over the place. :)

[alien-boi-sonny]

Henry is busy getting into position at the moment so he has asked me to inform you, and I quote, "I am absolutely not using his stress-sheddings, that's gross and this suit was not fucking cheap"

[dr-iggy-bolet]

Sonny can you kindly tell Henry that his shoe’s untied

[alien-boi-sonny]

Henry says, "Demonias, you scaly little bitch, these things don't untie because they have no laces"

[its-henry-bolet]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE ARE EXACTLY ONE HOUR AWAY, THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN DRILL

@dr-iggy-bolet make sure you're done scuttling soon so you don't lose track of the time

[dr-iggy-bolet]

I LOST TRACK IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING

*aggressive scuttle sounds all over the cemetery*

[dr-iggy-bolet]

I MADE IT!

CUFF LINKS AND RINGS IN TACT… ish

I might have not the back of one of the links. But you could use some of the skin i just stress-shed all over the place. :)

[alien-boi-sonny]

Henry is busy getting into position at the moment so he has asked me to inform you, and I quote, "I am absolutely not using his stress-sheddings, that's gross and this suit was not fucking cheap"

[its-henry-bolet]

alright @dr-iggy-bolet

PROMISE not to let them fall out of your pocket while you're scuttling and you can go ahead and have the rings

[dr-iggy-bolet]

I swear on my great uncle Algernon and his distinct sense of fashion 🫡

[alien-boi-sonny]

Iggy, was

was that an Importance of Being Earnest reference?

because the only other Algernon i can think of off the top of my head is the Flowers for Algernon Algernon, and i'm pretty goddamn sure that one is a mouse who does not wear clothes

Iggy is an Oscar Wilde fan confirmed???

[dr-iggy-bolet]

They say Oscar Wilde met my great uncle Algernon and got the idea from his life story. Oscar got the idea to call him “Algae” or “Algy” because he loved the swamp so much.

[alien-boi-sonny]

Ohhhhhh Iggy family lore drop!!

also Henry said he needs you to grab something for him from his and Lia's room since he can't go in there right now since she's using it to get ready and doesn't want him to see her dress

[dr-iggy-bolet]

What am I getting?

[alien-boi-sonny]

Henry says "skull links" which I'm guessing means skull shaped cufflinks

[its-henry-bolet]

alright @dr-iggy-bolet

PROMISE not to let them fall out of your pocket while you're scuttling and you can go ahead and have the rings

[dr-iggy-bolet]

I swear on my great uncle Algernon and his distinct sense of fashion 🫡

[alien-boi-sonny]

Iggy, was

was that an Importance of Being Earnest reference?

because the only other Algernon i can think of off the top of my head is the Flowers for Algernon Algernon, and i'm pretty goddamn sure that one is a mouse who does not wear clothes

Iggy is an Oscar Wilde fan confirmed???

[dr-iggy-bolet]

They say Oscar Wilde met my great uncle Algernon and got the idea from his life story. Oscar got the idea to call him “Algae” or “Algy” because he loved the swamp so much.

[alien-boi-sonny]

Ohhhhhh Iggy family lore drop!!

also Henry said he needs you to grab something for him from his and Lia's room since he can't go in there right now since she's using it to get ready and doesn't want him to see her dress

[its-henry-bolet]

alright @dr-iggy-bolet

PROMISE not to let them fall out of your pocket while you're scuttling and you can go ahead and have the rings

[dr-iggy-bolet]

I swear on my great uncle Algernon and his distinct sense of fashion 🫡

[alien-boi-sonny]

Iggy, was

was that an Importance of Being Earnest reference?

because the only other Algernon i can think of off the top of my head is the Flowers for Algernon Algernon, and i'm pretty goddamn sure that one is a mouse who does not wear clothes

Iggy is an Oscar Wilde fan confirmed???

[your-besties-bestie]

AAAAA!!! TODAYS THE DAY!!!

@its-henry-bolet AND CECELIA ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!

THE SOON-TO-BE-BOLETS!!!

im already crying i cant take this 😭😭😭

[alien-boi-sonny]

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nancys-calendar]

JULY 14, 2005

The Colony Operation, a biological warfare attack by Revenant is thwarted by Cathedral.

[penny-milkin-em]

The colony operation and the purchase of glory the carousel horse on the same day?! Coincidence?!?!??!!?? I THINK NOT

[sonnys-space-junk]

Penny are you implying that Joy Trent's father buying Glory had something to do with the Colony Operation??

[penny-milkin-em]

Wouldn't you like to know. Space boy

Stay Sleauthy 🔦🔍

[sonnys-space-junk]

Penny

Penny I am not Sonny, I just have his name in my URL because I like him

I am not the space boy

[penny-milkin-em]

Don't lie to me. I know what you are, space boy

Stay Sleauthy 🔦🔍

[sonnys-space-junk]

Are you perhaps thinking of @alien-boi-sonny and mixing us up?

[penny-milkin-em]

No. You guys are clearly the same person and are trying to trick me.

And I won't fall for them

[alien-boi-sonny]

@your-besties-bestie BESS I FOUND THE EVIL CLONE

[penny-milkin-em]

Oh no! They're multiplying. Gotta administer the fire.

[alien-boi-sonny]

BEGONE FOUL PENNY

THE POWER OF BIM COMPELS YOU!!!

[your-besties-bestie]

@alien-boi-sonny DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO @sonnys-space-junk is?????

im scared. they basically have the same name as you

[alien-boi-sonny]

bess my love the list of things i do not know about non-alien/annunaki related stuff could fill a library

[nancys-calendar]

JULY 14, 2005

The Colony Operation, a biological warfare attack by Revenant is thwarted by Cathedral.

[penny-milkin-em]

The colony operation and the purchase of glory the carousel horse on the same day?! Coincidence?!?!??!!?? I THINK NOT

[sonnys-space-junk]

Penny are you implying that Joy Trent's father buying Glory had something to do with the Colony Operation??

[penny-milkin-em]

Wouldn't you like to know. Space boy

Stay Sleauthy 🔦🔍

[sonnys-space-junk]

Penny

Penny I am not Sonny, I just have his name in my URL because I like him

I am not the space boy

[penny-milkin-em]

Don't lie to me. I know what you are, space boy

Stay Sleauthy 🔦🔍

[sonnys-space-junk]

Are you perhaps thinking of @alien-boi-sonny and mixing us up?

[penny-milkin-em]

No. You guys are clearly the same person and are trying to trick me.

And I won't fall for them

[alien-boi-sonny]

@your-besties-bestie BESS I FOUND THE EVIL CLONE

[penny-milkin-em]

Oh no! They're multiplying. Gotta administer the fire.

[alien-boi-sonny]

BEGONE FOUL PENNY

THE POWER OF BIM COMPELS YOU!!!

[nancys-calendar]

JULY 14, 2005

The Colony Operation, a biological warfare attack by Revenant is thwarted by Cathedral.

[penny-milkin-em]

The colony operation and the purchase of glory the carousel horse on the same day?! Coincidence?!?!??!!?? I THINK NOT

[sonnys-space-junk]

Penny are you implying that Joy Trent's father buying Glory had something to do with the Colony Operation??

[penny-milkin-em]

Wouldn't you like to know. Space boy

Stay Sleauthy 🔦🔍

[sonnys-space-junk]

Penny

Penny I am not Sonny, I just have his name in my URL because I like him

I am not the space boy

[penny-milkin-em]

Don't lie to me. I know what you are, space boy

Stay Sleauthy 🔦🔍

[sonnys-space-junk]

Are you perhaps thinking of @alien-boi-sonny and mixing us up?

[penny-milkin-em]

No. You guys are clearly the same person and are trying to trick me.

And I won't fall for them

[alien-boi-sonny]

@your-besties-bestie BESS I FOUND THE EVIL CLONE

[your-besties-bestie]

i’m in the back at the antique shop looking at an old lighter… but im not sure thats what it is anymore…

is that…

COCAINE????

[alien-boi-sonny]

hey so uh if i send you some money, will you buy the cocaine lighter for me and send it to me in the mail?

absolutely no reason at all haha don't worry about it

[happy-yumi]

Hiii~ welcome to my ☆ new ☆ blog！As some of you may know, I used to run a blog on blogspot but had to stop posting due to not being able to run Happy Bento from how busy it is, ugh！After some time thinking it over, I’ve decided to create a new one over here on Tumblr, this time without setting a strict posting schedule for myself（╹◡╹）♡

Thank you @your-besties-bestie for encouraging meeee (^з^)~~~ now to get George to make one as well…

[your-besties-bestie]

you did it!!!

I cannot WAIT to hear all about life back in Japan! We miss you here in the states! and we CERTAINLY do not have enough bento!

[happy-yumi]

I did it!!! And I can’t wait to talk about it (≧∀≦) come back to Japan and I’ll give you as much bento as you want :3

[your-besties-bestie]

donT TEMPT ME!! I dream of pachinko and mochi 🤩

💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟

[alien-boi-sonny]

Bess

Bess I have frequent flier miles

I have SO MANY FREQUENT FLIER MILES, i'm drowning in them

PLEASE take some and use them to go to Japan

i'm dead serious, i will never be able to use all of these, i want you to use some of them and relieve me of this burden of TOO MANY DAMN FLIER MILES

[your-besties-bestie]

OMG SONNY!!! REALLY?!?!

well then, you HAVE TO COME WITH ME!!!

I don’t start my new job until mid-July. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[alien-boi-sonny]

OKAY, JUST TELL ME WHEN YOU WANNA GO AND I'LL USE THE ACCURSED MILES TO BOOK US TICKETS WOOOOOO

[your-besties-bestie]

let’s ask Yumi when she’s free!

YUMI!

[happy-yumi]

Ahhh, I’m so sorry for not replying sooner! >~< I’ve been so busy with the stand that I haven’t had much time off to myself! Would you guys be available in a couple weeks? I’d love to see you again and be able to meet Sonny

[alien-boi-sonny]

i have LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING IN THAT TIMEFRAME, so that works for me if it works for Bess!

[the-immersion-excursion]

Penny, get the FUCK off my blog! Right now! OR I WILL GET BIG ISLAND ANGRY. FOLLOWING ME?!??! ESPECIALLY AFTER I TOLD YOU TO DNI?? Shame! SHAME ON YOU, PENNY. Okay??? RUN AWAY FROM MY BLOG BEFORE I BIG ISLAND SLAP YOU.

HE SEES YOU, PENNY, THOUGH YOU DENY IT. OPEN YOUR EYES, PENNY. TAKE A LOOK. CAN YOU SEE HIM? HIS HOLY FLAVORS???? Keep looking. I CAN TELL IF YOU AREN'T, PENNY. SO GET TO IT, PENNY. See his Big Island Light.

Eyes on the sky, @penny-milkin-em. Squint, rub, wear sunglasses, whatever, just make sure your Big Island Eyes are Big Island Watching. THIS IS A WARNING, PENNY. ALWAYS STAY BIG ISLAND VIGILANT FOR HIS WILL AND FLAVORS.

[your-besties-bestie]

@alien-boi-sonny when i asked for you to send me drama, im not sure i meant this. and this is with complete respect to your religion… what are “his holy flavors”???

[alien-boi-sonny]

don't worry about it, Bess

also when did i send you this? i have no memory of sending you this, maybe it was THE EVIL CLONE

[your-besties-bestie]

dont toy with me Sonny, you’re freaking me out!

[penny-milkin-em]

The penny tumor is getting to you

[your-besties-bestie]

who are you and WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

[alien-boi-sonny]

*throws shave ice on penny* LEAVE BESS ALONE

IGNORE HER, BESS

[your-besties-bestie]

TY SONNY

[alien-boi-sonny]

I GOTCHU GIRL

[the-immersion-excursion]

Penny, get the FUCK off my blog! Right now! OR I WILL GET BIG ISLAND ANGRY. FOLLOWING ME?!??! ESPECIALLY AFTER I TOLD YOU TO DNI?? Shame! SHAME ON YOU, PENNY. Okay??? RUN AWAY FROM MY BLOG BEFORE I BIG ISLAND SLAP YOU.

HE SEES YOU, PENNY, THOUGH YOU DENY IT. OPEN YOUR EYES, PENNY. TAKE A LOOK. CAN YOU SEE HIM? HIS HOLY FLAVORS???? Keep looking. I CAN TELL IF YOU AREN'T, PENNY. SO GET TO IT, PENNY. See his Big Island Light.

Eyes on the sky, @penny-milkin-em. Squint, rub, wear sunglasses, whatever, just make sure your Big Island Eyes are Big Island Watching. THIS IS A WARNING, PENNY. ALWAYS STAY BIG ISLAND VIGILANT FOR HIS WILL AND FLAVORS.

[your-besties-bestie]

@alien-boi-sonny when i asked for you to send me drama, im not sure i meant this. and this is with complete respect to your religion… what are “his holy flavors”???

[alien-boi-sonny]

don't worry about it, Bess

also when did i send you this? i have no memory of sending you this, maybe it was THE EVIL CLONE

[your-besties-bestie]

dont toy with me Sonny, you’re freaking me out!

[penny-milkin-em]

The penny tumor is getting to you

[your-besties-bestie]

who are you and WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

[alien-boi-sonny]

*throws shave ice on penny* LEAVE BESS ALONE

IGNORE HER, BESS