big island bucks for big island fucks

22, she/her/hers, future venture capitalist (blessed by Big Island Mike), BIMism practitioner, antis dni best friend: @bimism

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Welcome, future Bimbos and heretics alike. You have chosen wisely to come to my blog and witness the greatness of Big Island Mike. I assure you, this is not for the faint of heart, or the meek of spirit. This is for all those who are worthy. But that is not for me to decide, but for Big Island Mike. However, I have my own standards. Big Island Mike might love you, but I don't.

DNI:

First things first, NO MINORS. As soon as you're 18 you can view my blog. But the trials and pleasures of BIMism are not for those under 18. When you come of age you may be inducted, but for now, absolutely not.

Cisgender men who have mullets. What the fuck. I will steal your lunch money.

Men who are NOT at the service of Big Island Mike. He is above you. There is a hierarchy. Fucking earn it.

Anyone who sends hate messages to @bimism because WE ARE FRIENDS. I Will Fight You.

Jerma fans

United States apologists. So Many Reasons. Such Little Time.

Coldplay. Coldplay may interact now.

Millennials who still have items involving mustaches. Ew. Grow up.

Wal-Mart employees (YES THIS IS ABOUT THE FISH INCIDENT. Kendra. I. Will. Not. Back. DOWN. I will release BIM upon you by sending my fourth letter to your MANAGER.)

Rich white people who move to Hawaii and steal the native Hawaiians' lands

My apartment neighbor's niece, Courtney, who FUCKING STOLE MY BIMISM SIGN FROM THE STAIRWELL.

Tumblr user @picture-of-megan

Anti-capitalists

Anti-communists

Anti-vaxxers

Tradwives. The only man you should be submitting to is BIG ISLAND MIKE.

Tumblr user @penny-milkin-em

Jimmy Kimmel (you know what you did)

Anyone who lives in Portland and drives a fucking pickup truck. Who the fuck do you think you are.

12/30/25 UPDATE: Claracs or any person who devotes their spirituality to the false goddess Clara Thornton.

Follow me... if you are worthy...

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Praise BIM! We have new Bimbos in our midst, as well as HERETICS who REFUSE HIS BIG ISLAND GLORY.

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Praise BIM! We have new Bimbos in our midst, as well as HERETICS who REFUSE HIS BIG ISLAND GLORY.

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Hello. Is there any kind of Bimist ceremony or ritual or anything I can do for bad health? My chronic illness flared right on january first and it's just been down hill ever since. I'm on a liquid diet but I think shave ice counts if I need to try the holy flavors. Anon because I'm embarrassed but I do know of his holy ponytail.

Hello, Bimbo! There is no official ceremony or ritual as of yet for Big Island Bad Health, but we can do a digital Big Island Prayer Circle to show our Big Island Support! BIM hears us. BIM loves us. He will lend you his Big Island Hand in this trying time.

[kayforpay]

disliking commonly liked flavors is a small but recurrent hell

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do you dislike any of these flavors?

cherry 🍒

grape 🍇

cantaloupe/rock melon 🍈

pineapple 🍍

peach 🍑

coconut 🥥

cucumber 🥒

more than one

no, I like all

I dislike all of them

Voting ended onMar 24

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Big Island Mike! This poll is for you! May your Big Island Holiness see and bless this Big Island Poll with your Holy Flavors!

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BIM! Take my Big Island Uterus! RELEASE ME from this torment and grant me peace and serenity!

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can lesbians be in bimism

Big Island Yes! Of the requirements of bimism, one is to put Big Island Mike as the most important man in your life, which I'm sure will be easy for many a Big Island Lesbian!

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Oh great and powerful Big Island Mike...what is life, if not a snowcone with many flavour layers?

I am not Big Island Mike, but upon consulting with BIM he has Big Island Told me that indeed it is... many layers...

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I nearly forgot to post! Dear me! I am a busy Bimbo, working like a bee to get that Cold Hard Big Island Cash (not Big Island Bucks), so I nearly forgot the most important holiday of the year.

Hawai'i. February 14th, 1779. Captain James Cook is killed.

More important than Valentine's Day is the day that the people of Hawai'i had a small victory against the evils of white supremacy!

May we continue these acts of defiance against the USA's Imperialism. Give independence back to Hawai'i! Free all US Territories! There is no place for imperialism and racism in our Immersion Excursion.

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BIG ISLAND SCENT. I cannot believe my Big Island Eyes... Is HeR Interactive finally acknowledging the sovereignty of our lord BIM?

BIMBOS.

We won!

[penny-milkin-em]

I leave for 1 day and they pulling this shit. The cult has to go

Stay skeuthy 🔦 🔎

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MAY BIMBOS FLOURISH! MAY @penny-milkin-em SUFFER IN VAIN IN HER ATTEMPTS TO BIG ISLAND SILENCE US!!!

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Begone brainwashed cult follower!

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You are mistaken. I am the first of the Big Island Chosen. I follow none except BIM. BIMBOS! RISE UP! WE MUST STAND AGAINST HERETICS AND NAYSAYERS!!!

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BIG ISLAND SCENT. I cannot believe my Big Island Eyes... Is HeR Interactive finally acknowledging the sovereignty of our lord BIM?

BIMBOS.

We won!

[penny-milkin-em]

I leave for 1 day and they pulling this shit. The cult has to go

Stay skeuthy 🔦 🔎

[nancyscenterofoperations]

Skeuthy

[penny-milkin-em]

Stfu, I just got a new phone

Stay sleuthy 🔦🔎

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New phone? Let me give you my number.

1-800-BIG-MIKE

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A Child just Big Island Evangelized to me, unbeknownst that I worship a far Greater and Flavorful god, Big Island Mike!

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BIG ISLAND SCENT. I cannot believe my Big Island Eyes... Is HeR Interactive finally acknowledging the sovereignty of our lord BIM?

BIMBOS.

We won!

[penny-milkin-em]

I leave for 1 day and they pulling this shit. The cult has to go

Stay skeuthy 🔦 🔎

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MAY BIMBOS FLOURISH! MAY @penny-milkin-em SUFFER IN VAIN IN HER ATTEMPTS TO BIG ISLAND SILENCE US!!!

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BIG ISLAND SCENT. I cannot believe my Big Island Eyes... Is HeR Interactive finally acknowledging the sovereignty of our lord BIM?

BIMBOS.

We won!

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ooooh, i really really hope it's scented with coconut, lime, and mango in honor of his favorite Honi 'Awa shave ice

EDIT:

you treasonous fools. you plebeian buffoons. you blasphemous heathens. you whores of babylon.

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I will forgive this Big Island Trangression based on the fact that it is named Big Island Scent. But HeR is on Big Island Thin Ice! May they realize the error of their ways.

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BIG ISLAND SCENT. I cannot believe my Big Island Eyes... Is HeR Interactive finally acknowledging the sovereignty of our lord BIM?

BIMBOS.

We won!

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Fine. I hopped on the Big Island Bangwagon and am reading Heated Rivalry. No. I will not pay to watch the show and I am NOT Big Island Pirating it because I cannot afford a Big Island Virtual Private Network.

Big Island Mike LOVES Big Island Gay hockey players, but the Big Island Sex scenes make me Big Island cringe! The author should read my BIM x Dr. Craven fics as an example of the best yaoi aside from BBC's Merlin.

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Ilya has terrible taste in movies! Fast and Furious? All of them? He should Big Island Try the masterpiece Hoodwinked (2005) or the less great film Blades of Glory (2007). Big Island Mike LOVES Hoodwinked. Blades of Glory is on Big Island Thin ice (pun intended).

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Fine. I hopped on the Big Island Bangwagon and am reading Heated Rivalry. No. I will not pay to watch the show and I am NOT Big Island Pirating it because I cannot afford a Big Island Virtual Private Network.

Big Island Mike LOVES Big Island Gay hockey players, but the Big Island Sex scenes make me Big Island cringe! The author should read my BIM x Dr. Craven fics as an example of the best yaoi aside from BBC's Merlin.