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ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE ARE EXACTLY ONE HOUR AWAY, THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN DRILL

@dr-iggy-bolet make sure you're done scuttling soon so you don't lose track of the time

I LOST TRACK IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING

*aggressive scuttle sounds all over the cemetery*

I MADE IT!

CUFF LINKS AND RINGS IN TACT… ish

I might have not the back of one of the links. But you could use some of the skin i just stress-shed all over the place. :)

Henry is busy getting into position at the moment so he has asked me to inform you, and I quote, "I am absolutely not using his stress-sheddings, that's gross and this suit was not fucking cheap"

Sonny can you kindly tell Henry that his shoe’s untied

Henry says, "Demonias, you scaly little bitch, these things don't untie because they have no laces"

tell him “sorry, im color blind”

and i dropped one of my shoes down the aisle

ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE ARE EXACTLY ONE HOUR AWAY, THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN DRILL

@dr-iggy-bolet make sure you're done scuttling soon so you don't lose track of the time

I LOST TRACK IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING

*aggressive scuttle sounds all over the cemetery*

I MADE IT!

CUFF LINKS AND RINGS IN TACT… ish

I might have not the back of one of the links. But you could use some of the skin i just stress-shed all over the place. :)

Henry is busy getting into position at the moment so he has asked me to inform you, and I quote, "I am absolutely not using his stress-sheddings, that's gross and this suit was not fucking cheap"

Sonny can you kindly tell Henry that his shoe’s untied

#hehehehe #henria 2025

ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE ARE EXACTLY ONE HOUR AWAY, THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN DRILL

@dr-iggy-bolet make sure you're done scuttling soon so you don't lose track of the time

I LOST TRACK IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING

*aggressive scuttle sounds all over the cemetery*

I MADE IT!

CUFF LINKS AND RINGS IN TACT… ish

I might have not the back of one of the links. But you could use some of the skin i just stress-shed all over the place. :)

ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE ARE EXACTLY ONE HOUR AWAY, THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN DRILL

@dr-iggy-bolet make sure you're done scuttling soon so you don't lose track of the time

I LOST TRACK IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING

*aggressive scuttle sounds all over the cemetery*

#henria 2025

alright @dr-iggy-bolet

PROMISE not to let them fall out of your pocket while you're scuttling and you can go ahead and have the rings

I swear on my great uncle Algernon and his distinct sense of fashion 🫡

Iggy, was

was that an Importance of Being Earnest reference?

because the only other Algernon i can think of off the top of my head is the Flowers for Algernon Algernon, and i'm pretty goddamn sure that one is a mouse who does not wear clothes

Iggy is an Oscar Wilde fan confirmed???

They say Oscar Wilde met my great uncle Algernon and got the idea from his life story. Oscar got the idea to call him “Algae” or “Algy” because he loved the swamp so much.

Ohhhhhh Iggy family lore drop!!

also Henry said he needs you to grab something for him from his and Lia's room since he can't go in there right now since she's using it to get ready and doesn't want him to see her dress

What am I getting?

Henry says "skull links" which I'm guessing means skull shaped cufflinks

im on it

#henria 2025

alright @dr-iggy-bolet

PROMISE not to let them fall out of your pocket while you're scuttling and you can go ahead and have the rings

I swear on my great uncle Algernon and his distinct sense of fashion 🫡

Iggy, was

was that an Importance of Being Earnest reference?

because the only other Algernon i can think of off the top of my head is the Flowers for Algernon Algernon, and i'm pretty goddamn sure that one is a mouse who does not wear clothes

Iggy is an Oscar Wilde fan confirmed???

They say Oscar Wilde met my great uncle Algernon and got the idea from his life story. Oscar got the idea to call him “Algae” or “Algy” because he loved the swamp so much.

Ohhhhhh Iggy family lore drop!!

also Henry said he needs you to grab something for him from his and Lia's room since he can't go in there right now since she's using it to get ready and doesn't want him to see her dress

What am I getting?

alright @dr-iggy-bolet

PROMISE not to let them fall out of your pocket while you're scuttling and you can go ahead and have the rings

I swear on my great uncle Algernon and his distinct sense of fashion 🫡

Iggy, was

was that an Importance of Being Earnest reference?

because the only other Algernon i can think of off the top of my head is the Flowers for Algernon Algernon, and i'm pretty goddamn sure that one is a mouse who does not wear clothes

Iggy is an Oscar Wilde fan confirmed???

#great uncle algernon #sonny boy

They say Oscar Wilde met my great uncle Algernon and got the idea from his life story. Oscar got the idea to call him “Algae” or “Algy” because he loved the swamp so much.

alright @dr-iggy-bolet

PROMISE not to let them fall out of your pocket while you're scuttling and you can go ahead and have the rings

#my stupid cousin #henria 2025

I swear on my great uncle Algernon and his distinct sense of fashion 🫡

outfit inspo for the WEDDDING TODAY!!!

(cecelia, if you change your mind, no problem, im still your iguana, we dont need henry)

my iguana great uncle had amazing fashion sense

I LITERALLY FEED YOU —Henry

IGGY YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AMAZING AND I WOULD NEVER EVER CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT YOU BEING IN THE WEDDING —Lia

not what that was about but ILL TAKE IT

WE’RE GETTING THESE TWO MARRIED!!

now… where are the rings…

Ned is in charge of them for now, you get them right before the ceremony kicks off

and before you get all huffy about it, it's nothing about not trusting you with them, it's just because they're a lot less likely to accidentally fall out of Ned's pocket than they are yours since you're probably going to be scuttling around all over the place while everybody's getting ready —Henry

You don’t trust me and that’s fine. I’ll scuttle to my hearts content, thank you.

#my stupid cousin

outfit inspo for the WEDDDING TODAY!!!

(cecelia, if you change your mind, no problem, im still your iguana, we dont need henry)

my iguana great uncle had amazing fashion sense

I LITERALLY FEED YOU —Henry

IGGY YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AMAZING AND I WOULD NEVER EVER CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT YOU BEING IN THE WEDDING —Lia

#HENRIA 2025 #my stupid cousin #lia my love #iggy outfits #iggy updates

not what that was about but ILL TAKE IT

WE’RE GETTING THESE TWO MARRIED!!

now… where are the rings…

#HENRIA 2025

outfit inspo for the WEDDDING TODAY!!!

(cecelia, if you change your mind, no problem, im still your iguana, we dont need henry)

my iguana great uncle had amazing fashion sense

@dr-iggy-bolet why the fuck are you making me leave shave ice outside the vent for you, what the hell do you think you need this for, what are you doing, you little menace?

here, take it and don't cause problems

its a new diet where i only eat the holy flavors for a week and bask in the spiritual gifts i receive

..............oh for fuck's sake

cousin henryyyyy, im gonna need more shave ice plz

I am not going out and getting you shave ice every damn day for a whole week! —Henry

I'LL DO IT! I'll get some for me while I'm at it, I LOVE shave ice —Lia

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, LIA! —Henry

THANK YOU LIA! (cousin, you should really learn something from your lovely partner, she is everything)

I don't think iguanas are even supposed to eat shave ice, I'm pretty sure that's gonna end in a vet visit for you! I'm trying to help you avoid that!

bim will protect me

Fine, but if you get sick from this and I have to take you to the vet, don't you DARE complain about it because I'm just going to say that I told you so and it's your own fault for not listening to me when I tried to warn you

he- heyy, henry?

oooooooh, i dont feel so good -

Yep. I knew it. Alright, come here and get in the pet carrier, let's go

*HISS*

I HATE THE PET CARRIER *ACGHK*

Yes, I know, but you have to be in it to go to the vet and you said you wouldn't complain, so get in there

FINE

…but can i have a blankie?

I already put one in

YAY!

*scuttle scuttle* *ACGHK*

Please try not to throw up in there if you can, if you feel like you're going to, I'll let you out for a minute to do it

i wooooont, im fiiiii- *ACGHK* ne.

Uh-huh, sure you are, buddy. We'll be there in like 20 minutes, just hang in there for now, and if you do a good job and don't try to run away from the vet or get him with your ridiculous death claws, I'll get you a new outfit on our way home

AAA IM SO EXCITED!

youre not so bad when youre nice

can i get a princess costume plz plz

If you behave, I will find you a princess costume, yes, but ONLY if you behave

i can behave. i am a perfectly docile creature. i would never wreak havoc… outside of the home

@dr-iggy-bolet why the fuck are you making me leave shave ice outside the vent for you, what the hell do you think you need this for, what are you doing, you little menace?

here, take it and don't cause problems

its a new diet where i only eat the holy flavors for a week and bask in the spiritual gifts i receive

..............oh for fuck's sake

cousin henryyyyy, im gonna need more shave ice plz

I am not going out and getting you shave ice every damn day for a whole week! —Henry

I'LL DO IT! I'll get some for me while I'm at it, I LOVE shave ice —Lia

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, LIA! —Henry

THANK YOU LIA! (cousin, you should really learn something from your lovely partner, she is everything)

I don't think iguanas are even supposed to eat shave ice, I'm pretty sure that's gonna end in a vet visit for you! I'm trying to help you avoid that!

bim will protect me

Fine, but if you get sick from this and I have to take you to the vet, don't you DARE complain about it because I'm just going to say that I told you so and it's your own fault for not listening to me when I tried to warn you

he- heyy, henry?

oooooooh, i dont feel so good -

Yep. I knew it. Alright, come here and get in the pet carrier, let's go

*HISS*

I HATE THE PET CARRIER *ACGHK*

Yes, I know, but you have to be in it to go to the vet and you said you wouldn't complain, so get in there

FINE

…but can i have a blankie?

I already put one in

YAY!

*scuttle scuttle* *ACGHK*

Please try not to throw up in there if you can, if you feel like you're going to, I'll let you out for a minute to do it

i wooooont, im fiiiii- *ACGHK* ne.

Uh-huh, sure you are, buddy. We'll be there in like 20 minutes, just hang in there for now, and if you do a good job and don't try to run away from the vet or get him with your ridiculous death claws, I'll get you a new outfit on our way home

#i want to be sleeping beauty #i wish i was sleeping rn #my stupid cousin

AAA IM SO EXCITED!

youre not so bad when youre nice

can i get a princess costume plz plz

@dr-iggy-bolet why the fuck are you making me leave shave ice outside the vent for you, what the hell do you think you need this for, what are you doing, you little menace?

here, take it and don't cause problems

its a new diet where i only eat the holy flavors for a week and bask in the spiritual gifts i receive

..............oh for fuck's sake

cousin henryyyyy, im gonna need more shave ice plz

I am not going out and getting you shave ice every damn day for a whole week! —Henry

I'LL DO IT! I'll get some for me while I'm at it, I LOVE shave ice —Lia

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, LIA! —Henry

THANK YOU LIA! (cousin, you should really learn something from your lovely partner, she is everything)

I don't think iguanas are even supposed to eat shave ice, I'm pretty sure that's gonna end in a vet visit for you! I'm trying to help you avoid that!

bim will protect me

Fine, but if you get sick from this and I have to take you to the vet, don't you DARE complain about it because I'm just going to say that I told you so and it's your own fault for not listening to me when I tried to warn you

he- heyy, henry?

oooooooh, i dont feel so good -

Yep. I knew it. Alright, come here and get in the pet carrier, let's go

*HISS*

I HATE THE PET CARRIER *ACGHK*

Yes, I know, but you have to be in it to go to the vet and you said you wouldn't complain, so get in there

FINE

…but can i have a blankie?

I already put one in

YAY!

*scuttle scuttle* *ACGHK*

Please try not to throw up in there if you can, if you feel like you're going to, I'll let you out for a minute to do it

#i hate the vet #i am not excited :(

i wooooont, im fiiiii- *ACGHK* ne.

@dr-iggy-bolet why the fuck are you making me leave shave ice outside the vent for you, what the hell do you think you need this for, what are you doing, you little menace?

here, take it and don't cause problems

its a new diet where i only eat the holy flavors for a week and bask in the spiritual gifts i receive

..............oh for fuck's sake

cousin henryyyyy, im gonna need more shave ice plz

I am not going out and getting you shave ice every damn day for a whole week! —Henry

I'LL DO IT! I'll get some for me while I'm at it, I LOVE shave ice —Lia

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, LIA! —Henry

THANK YOU LIA! (cousin, you should really learn something from your lovely partner, she is everything)

I don't think iguanas are even supposed to eat shave ice, I'm pretty sure that's gonna end in a vet visit for you! I'm trying to help you avoid that!

bim will protect me

Fine, but if you get sick from this and I have to take you to the vet, don't you DARE complain about it because I'm just going to say that I told you so and it's your own fault for not listening to me when I tried to warn you

he- heyy, henry?

oooooooh, i dont feel so good -

Yep. I knew it. Alright, come here and get in the pet carrier, let's go

*HISS*

I HATE THE PET CARRIER *ACGHK*

Yes, I know, but you have to be in it to go to the vet and you said you wouldn't complain, so get in there

FINE

…but can i have a blankie?

I already put one in

YAY!

*scuttle scuttle* *ACGHK*

@dr-iggy-bolet why the fuck are you making me leave shave ice outside the vent for you, what the hell do you think you need this for, what are you doing, you little menace?

here, take it and don't cause problems

its a new diet where i only eat the holy flavors for a week and bask in the spiritual gifts i receive

..............oh for fuck's sake

cousin henryyyyy, im gonna need more shave ice plz

I am not going out and getting you shave ice every damn day for a whole week! —Henry

I'LL DO IT! I'll get some for me while I'm at it, I LOVE shave ice —Lia

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, LIA! —Henry

THANK YOU LIA! (cousin, you should really learn something from your lovely partner, she is everything)

I don't think iguanas are even supposed to eat shave ice, I'm pretty sure that's gonna end in a vet visit for you! I'm trying to help you avoid that!

bim will protect me

Fine, but if you get sick from this and I have to take you to the vet, don't you DARE complain about it because I'm just going to say that I told you so and it's your own fault for not listening to me when I tried to warn you

he- heyy, henry?

oooooooh, i dont feel so good -

Yep. I knew it. Alright, come here and get in the pet carrier, let's go

*HISS*

I HATE THE PET CARRIER *ACGHK*

Yes, I know, but you have to be in it to go to the vet and you said you wouldn't complain, so get in there