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Greetings, people of Earth…

I’m totally a real alien, I would never lie to you…

Hello! You may refer to me as the alien, if you must refer to me at all. Asks are currently off…that might change at some point. I kind of forget about that tbh.

I reblog according to my whims, it varies depending on what I’m currently into…there’s a lot of Gintama right now, but I’ll always come back to HxH. Other interests of mine include: trees, birds, cats, fantastical beasts of all sorts, art, writing, books…I’ll cut myself off there. The world is so interesting yay <3.

If you’d like to check out some of my writing, I’m on ao3 as 872chickensinatrenchcoat, and when I post them here it’s tagged #my writing. I love platonic relationships I love female characters I love gay people…it’s my goal to write more fics focused on women. Side note, but if you unironically say ‘hetslop’, I do not fuck with you. Good dynamic is good dynamic.

Politics: not what this blog is about, though I do reblog when something comes across my feed and I feel compelled to share it or save it for later. Rather than try to list out every identity, I’ll just say that I think everyone, regardless of their identity, deserves to be treated like a fucking human being—even those of us who do not identify as such. There’s no group of people which is inherently bad*, nobody is born wrong, and everyone deserves to live a good life.

(*obviously I am not referring to fucking cops or billionaires or whatever.)

My statement on the “ship discourse”: who has the energy to care about that. Go outside and talk to someone. Touch grass, even.

I don’t really care if minors follow me, it’s not like I post anything sexual on here…I’m the kind of asexual who doesn’t find that interesting. At most I’ll reblog something mildly suggestive.

What else…I think ellipses are a fun and underrated punctuation mark. I’ll never use AI to write or edit or research my fics, because fuck that, I have a brain and I like to use it. I swear a lot and I’ll never stop <3 and I never know when to end things either.

Have a good day/night random person :)

#pinned post

fishdetective

Waiting in limbo while

foul Mitch McConnell he

lies in a hospital

gone to his grave.

Bloggers on tumblr are

characteristically

eagerly waiting to

let the crabs rave.

#us politics #poetry #double dactyl #absolutely beautiful work

What they don’t tell you about the cat distribution system: it’s so so hard. I never want to trap semi-feral cats ever again. Momma Fluffy and her FIVE KITTENS………..

On the plus side, they’re finally all contained!!! We’re taking them in tomorrow to get fixed and it’s such a damn relief.

#we’re gonna get KITTENS!!!#we (me and my sibling) are already attached to two of them #the ones we currently call ‘stripey’ and ‘little gray’#they’re so cute and so playful…it’s going to be a lot of work to tame them I know but it’ll be worth it #just…so glad we got them. feels like a miracle it worked out in the end #I never usually post photos from my life but I might have to start kittenposting. we’ll see #cats

crowns-of-violets-and-roses

Discussions of trans women in sports often focus on elite/professional sports which honestly I find it hard to care about but the more common scenario of “we’re going to legally ban a high school girl from playing sports with her friends because she’s trans” is just profoundly evil

zzzucker

i remember when utah's (republican) governor ended up vetoing a law banning transgender students from playing high school sports when he looked at the numbers, and there were only four trans students in the state playing sports at all. he released a clumsily worded but surprisingly compassionate statement about the decision.

I must admit, I am not an expert on transgenderism. I struggle to understand so much of it, and the science is conflicting. When in doubt, however, I always try to err on the side of kindness, mercy, and compassion. I also try to get proximate, and I am learning so much from our transgender community. They are great kids who face enormous struggles. Here are the numbers that have most impacted my decision: 75,000, 4, 1, 86 and 56. 75,000 high school kids participating in high school sports in Utah. 4 transgender kids playing high school sports in Utah. 1 transgender student playing girls sports. 86% of trans youth reporting suicidality. 56% of trans youth having attempted suicide. Four kids and only one of them playing girls sports. That’s what all of this is about. Four kids who aren’t dominating or winning trophies or taking scholarships. Four kids who are just trying to find some friends and feel like they are a part of something. Four kids trying to get through each day. Rarely has so much fear and anger been directed at so few. I don’t understand what they are going through or why they feel the way they do. But I want them to live.

of course, it didn't amount to much. they overrode his veto. it's just so cartoonishly evil. an entire state's political body so desperate to terrorize this one little trans girl.

#transphobia #trans rights #us politics #wow. what a statement. that’s lovely #it’s fucking rough out here but there’s hope

1five1two

'Blue Heron'. A.J. Casson. 1957.

#pretty art #birds #those are some excellent trees

arirna

#yeah. July 10th #hxh #happy…hisoka butt day everyone

conswayo

echoes

#link click #ahaha……..#this is so eerie I love it

dyzeyeah

#hxh art #killugon #not zushi in the background lol

cleverreports

We report: threads of light are trailing after the sunset, and the dry air is becoming more breathable. It has felt like noon all day, the intensity of the sun, the narrow, sharp shadows. Our expert, remarkably, manages to feel a little cold when a light breeze shakes the wheat.

#reports from unknown places #sunset #ohh lovely <3

klapollo

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

klapollo

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

#food recalls #fucking hell out here. stay safe everyone!!