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Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.
2185, in a bar on Illium. celebrating their survival.
update: now with less live liara reaction. (you can still see the reaction in full here)
[grab a ->print! ♥]
individualism is killing us all you are not the main character of your own little movie you are literally just some guy
the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny
yeah i hate my vagina and uterus so much so im gonna get a mural of it tattooed on my back with shackles on fist to show how much i hate it
erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died
It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses
Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"
dawg why is everything pregnant all the time
don't worry about it
When they torture u to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂😂😂
the odyssey sucks fucking dick too
“waaah i cant find my way home so i spend all my time fucking around in the mediterranean because im so stupid and dumb and poseidon hates me because im so fucking shitty holy fuck i hope i dont get cucked while im off fucking every magic lady in ancient europe”
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
THE NOOB KING: our spawn nades will blot out the sun!
THE 300 PROS: then we will pwn in the shade.
"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."
#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man
for as much as ive seen people complain about the type of people who tell them they cant ship two unrelated adult characters who are "like siblings" ive literally never encountered anyone saying that about any ship at all. but maybe its not happening in a fandom i participate in because i dont watch enough anime anymore or something.
I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women
and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile
as a feminist and fujoshi for heterosexuality, it is my belief that the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing a generation that the most interesting fictional m/f dynamic (and maybe even the one which is most respectful to women) is one where an interesting woman is fucking a boring and skittish baby man who is obsessed with her as a concept. and they’ll say she’s pegging him but what they mean is that she orders for him in restaurants and maybe, like, wears winged eyeliner. you aren’t even actually letting this fictional woman dominate this fictional man you’re just gesturing at the idea because you have misogynistic ideas around “active” vs “passive” sexual roles and what they say about a person’s moral behavior. how are we meant to get out of this patriarchy if you can’t even envision that woman from your shows having fulfilling sex with someone she is attracted to.