[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

[futchknopfler]

I cant stop laughing at that confession..... Mark Knopfler isn't even a little bit gay.... he sucks. Does he suck because he's not gay or does he suck and is not even gay enough to make up for it? Is it consequence or causation? I need to know.

[dadrockconfessions]

I doubt about the heterosexuality of most of rock musicians but Mark Knopfler is not one of them, he sucks!

[fr1yys]

He tryna ignore it

[futchknopfler]

genuine art happening over on xiaohongshu.

[andreweatspussy111]

Is this guy bothering you? cuz I could bother you too but in a different better way

[futchknopfler]

watching countdown and I forgot this happened.

[auransinappi]

her: you gotta be bob dylan mysteriously dropping a hat in the 2004 victoria's secret angels in venice ad if you think we fuckin

me af:

[7bitter]

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[flanbolt]

[muppetshow2026]

everyone in a band is evil because music is of the devil

[chrisfriel]

east 120726

[suppenzeit]

the sex appeal is stored in the receded hairline

[ransomhart]

Attack 🪻🪻🪻🪻

Edison owned by @futchknopfler

[xenosagaepisodeone]

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

[futchknopfler]

The posters on the Mark forums are losing their minds about this photo because they genuinely think hes actually gonna drop dead at any moment now. Except they have kinda been saying this for the past 10 years and hes been okay so I don't think they're very good at this whole speculation thing.