Alien Scientist

Gimmick blog run by @thicc-astronaut

[punkitt-is-here]

harvest moon? Whew, that's gonna take a while, but I can try

[alien-scientist]

Easier than you'd think actually

[contemptible-scoundrel]

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[alien-scientist]

MY CAR

[charl0ttan]

a cute animal is inherently delightful which through beta decay then becomes silly

[adonischildsupportcase]

[featheredcritter]

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

[alien-scientist]

You would too if you could

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[alien-scientist]

convenient

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i'm a normal bloke. i live on a planet, i eat organic matter. and i infect any astronauts who touch me.

[alien-scientist]

The real secret of KFC's secret recipe is that there's actually 12 herbs and spices. Any attempt at recreating the 11 herbs and spices is designed to fail from the start. I got this info from juicing the brain of Colonel Sanders himself

[alien-scientist]

The recipe for Coca-Cola is coincidentally identical to my own species' Standard Nutritive Replacement Fluid No. 5 and I thought the gimzlars in Abductions And Object Analysis were fucking with me every time they gave me a bottle

[alien-scientist]

The real secret of KFC's secret recipe is that there's actually 12 herbs and spices. Any attempt at recreating the 11 herbs and spices is designed to fail from the start. I got this info from juicing the brain of Colonel Sanders himself

[alien-scientist]

Sometimes if i cannot enter my regular sleep cycle i will just put myself in the cryo-tube

[alien-scientist]

In the long run, the Red Dye #40 won't cause you humans nearly as many health problems as the unrecognized latent psychic waves everybody gives off at any given time

[alien-scientist]

For real, why do you think we mostly hang out in rural areas? Abducting farmers and mutilating cows? We can hardly hear ourselves think in a crowded city because none of you realize that your thoughts are being projected out into the open air

[alien-scientist]

In the long run, the Red Dye #40 won't cause you humans nearly as many health problems as the unrecognized latent psychic waves everybody gives off at any given time

[jame7t]

Just landed a job as the cruel green alien 👽

[alien-scientist]

Welcome to the team

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in my Enclosure, performing Behaviors

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

perfectly normal Behaviors

[jame7t]

Just landed a job as the cruel green alien 👽

[charl0ttan]

come on assgole u were supposed to land SPACESHIP... 🤦‍♀️

[alien-scientist]

Who's turn is it to operate the tractor beam????

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[crazy-pages]

Sometimes you try to write one research paper and your subjects inform you that you will be writing an entirely different one.