Alien Author

I believe there's an alien inside every human.

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“Part of me just wants to go on a long ride and swoon over a perfect stranger.”

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“In the end, I found myself still searching for love.”

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It’s like “If I like you, you should like me back.”

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Play like nobody else is there infront of the world.

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These trees were bare naked

Stripped out of their mask

The mask that made them look grandeur

Little do these trees know

That their true self

The one's within

Are even more beautiful

Beautifully fragile.

Although, only a few can appreciate.

--alienauthor

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She.

He's just like someone I used to want before.

Now, I know that it's not going to work.

This time I'll keep him as a good friend.

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Had fun without getting drunk 👌

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I'm a cat in a human body.

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Hey

I want you to know that I'm so fond of you.

To the extent that I thought I gave you less.

But I realized, I love myself more.

And I'm not going to make myself look life a fool for u.

--alienauthor

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Aliens real talk ep.1

Alien Boy: I really like her. I don't know what to say.

Alien Girl: You should know exactly what to say.

Alien Boy: I told you, I don't. I think my brain freezes.

Alien Girl: If you really like her, you'd have thousands of things to say to her. It's just, you don't like her enough.

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Real Life Alien Conversation ep.2

Alien Boy: *talking about healthy lifestyle*

: Just eat some Smith apple, lime juice, and cucumber.

Alien Girl: What if it's Jordan apple? Why should it be Smith?

:Why does it have a name?

Alien Boy: lol I don't know why it's called Smith apple, we should call them Jordan apple.

Alien Girl: Yea, Jordan apple sounds better.

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(ps. The "Real Life alien conversation" series are conversations that actually happened in my own little life.)

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She.

She's once again confused.

Why is he asking her out?

She knows but she doesn't really know.

Does he really like her?

Was she not wrong about her assumptions?

Is this just a friendly occasion to him?

She can never be sure.

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Reblog this adorable-violet-small-cute-tiny-extra-loveable... (okay too much) duckie for good luck 🦆

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"I could say 'I love you' to you in all languages except the ones you understood."

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(ps. I want this blog to be interactive. You're an alien like me, so feel free to do stuff that will make your existence known.)

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Real life alien conversation ep.1

Alien girl: How far is the park from here?

Alien boy: Maybe just a 10 minute walk, not too far.

Alien girl: It's kinda long, but it's okay.

(After 10 minutes of walking)

Alien boy: Actually, I lied.

Alien girl: What do you mean?

Alien boy: It's a half an hour walk.

Alien girl: Really?! Why did you have to lie about it?

Alien boy: Because if I told the truth, you would've said no.

--alienauthor

(ps. The "Real Life alien conversation" series are conversations that actually happened in my own little life.)

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She.

Once again, she doubts the feelings that they had.

She is for certain about her feelings.

Yet, she is uncertain on what he thinks about all this.

She's now embarrassed

For thinking something more to this.

So now, she'll leave it as it is.

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"There is probably more to this than they thought they both know."

She.

She thought it was the last one.

She thought that day was the best she have ever tried.

Did she regret that day under the rain?

She surely didn't because it didn't consequent to be the last one.

She enjoyed his company.

It's rare to find.

--alienauthor