Extraterrestrial Acne

[deformedhkitten-deactivated2013]

[usahano]

[deformedhkitten-deactivated2013]

[usahano]

[pizzaplanet666]

[alienpimples]

Existence is miserable.

[alienpimples]

I wish people didn't care about me so I could just die already.

[nickyflowers]

taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol

[notdayle]

Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

[alienpimples]

I'm not suicidal but I'm definitely not into being alive

[cosmonautroger]

[spiralstaircased]

Werthers unoriginals. Werthers trite and cliche. Werthers entirely derivative

[escuerzoresucitado]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[alienpimples]

Posting here because this is the only account IRL people don't have. But I have COVID really bad rn and I texted the work group chat about my condition and letting them know I can't even work from home today. My boss literally texted letting people know she would be late, like I didn't say anything. And then my coworker just let everyone know what he was doing today. Like, if I didn't feel unvalued before, I really do now.

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[assiraphales]

she embodied it

[hobbinch]