Organic Ash

Biomedical Engineering | Gym is my boyfriend | adventures

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by having a cracked iPhone screen

I go to a religious school, and it has a rather large church that we attend on Sundays, so a lot of time I browse Reddit. Past week I finally decided to make an account so I can upvote and comment and that sort of shit.

Anyways… here’s the story- I’m cruising old Reddit posts on /r/AskReddit under the top rated section, and reading the comments.

I find the funniest comment to me for some reason which was “Nothing puts me in the mood to fuck a pregnant stripper like Squidbillies.” So like a normal guy, I copy paste it to send to my friend down the row who is also on Reddit.

But instead of iMessage, I have to hold it and send it as a text bc his data is off, whatever. But because of the cracks in my screen I accidentally pressed “Speak” which is next to “Send as text message”

Then proceeds Siri’s voice- echoing over the dead quiet sanctuary, down the balcony and off the walls: “NOTHING PUTS ME IN THE MOOD TO FUCK A PREGNANT STRIPPER LIKE SQUIDBILLIES”

And 300 people all around me turn to see my face- red from embarrassment and eyes with tears because of how funny it actually was.

So.. this morning after my first final exam I get a call slip to the Administration office and assigned 75 demerits and having my enrollment threatened if I let my phone scream about intercourse with pregnant strippers again.

Check out more TIFU: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

[kevinramos]

Consciousness isn’t a journey upward, but a journey inward.. not a pyramid, but a maze. Every choice could bring you closer to the center or send you spiraling to the edges—to madness.

Westworld (TV Series 2016– )

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[romeisburningg]

My coworker gave me 20 dollars “just because” after reblogging the other post so why not.

[bigdickgeorgiaboy-deactivated20]

I need it

[juuiiccyyyxxx-deactivated201609]

Let’s see what happens

[piecesinprogress]

The holidays are one of the hardest times of the year to stay healthy. Between the parties and the travel, maintaining your regular fitness plans is at least challenging and at most actually impossible. That’s exactly why I made these plans. This series will go where you go, all you need is yourself and some floorspace and you have a great workout guaranteed.  It’s only twenty minutes so if you’re busy with family, friends, shopping, and cheer, that’s fine! Just squeeze this in first thing in the morning, before bed, whenever. Have time for a igger workout? Great! Double the plan, combine the plans, go for a run then do a plan- really just use this in the way that serves you best! Plus with 5 workouts to choose  from ranging from targeted major body segments to a little bit of everything, no matter what you’re looking to work, this plan will be there for you.

Get more info on the series and each individual (printable/downloadable) plan here!

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[ericazcrown]

Same.

[alienprincessash-blog]

Me and Jeffrey.

[god-loves-u-sweetheart]

God has a great plan for your life. That’s why it’s important you don’t lose heart or give up.

(via god-loves-u-sweetheart)

[duke-of-bretagne-blog]

[oursweetinspirations]

We can judge others or we can love others, but we can’t do both at the same time.

http://www.oursweetinspirations.com/friendship (via oursweetinspirations)

[alienprincessash-blog]

Yeah...basically

[alienprincessash-blog]

Hey, how's your day been?

My days have been alright! Thanks for asking!

[alienprincessash-blog]

I haven't been on Here in a while. But college life has been ok so far. My classes are big and boring. So yeah...loving life right now.

[alienprincessash-blog]

Get healthy. Gain confidence. Gain perspective.

[alienprincessash-blog]

A lot is going on right now. But this is a step towards the right direction, I believe. So it literally takes like 30 seconds to sign this waiver. I believe it will help somehow in the long run. Share it if you think so too. *even though I think the government is crooked, it's something to do that could help....prayerfully

[alienprincessash-blog]

I just want some friends to hang out with..

[alienprincessash-blog]

Bathrooms are so pristine for taking pictures.