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22 - she/they - Elise ----------------------------------------- Battle.net - Perfume #11778 ------------------------------------------ Gw2 ID- Slyvnr.9218

[asleepinawell]

Death of the Outsider - Mission 2 - Follow The Ink

“I always wanted to join a cult.”

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]

[striders]

i cannot stop fucking thinking about this video

[amygdalae]

best part of drinking a monstered energy is absorbing the dragon shout from the front of the can

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

[foolsdieonfriday-deactivated202]

[michellezhuli]

[depsidase]

[iguanamouth]

its a good night, oh its a marvelous time of night  (some brush practice)

[lichen-soup-scribe]

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

[iraprince]

more jude doodles (joodles?) from twitter, featuring tma beach episode and gretchen cameos

[alienquxxxn]

I know I’m not really active on this site anymore, but recently I made a gofundme for bottom surgery, if yall could share it around that’d be really nice! Feel free to retweet on twitter as well @AlienQuxxxn https://www.gofundme.com/f/elise039s-trans-bottom-surgery-funding?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

[alienquxxxn]

I know I’m not really active on this site anymore, but recently I made a gofundme for bottom surgery, if yall could share it around that’d be really nice! Feel free to retweet on twitter as well @AlienQuxxxn https://www.gofundme.com/f/elise039s-trans-bottom-surgery-funding?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

[alienquxxxn]

im basically non-existant on this site anymore, if you need me im @AlienQuxxxn on twitter. I rarely use it since it’s for only my NSFW content when the tumblr exodus happened, but i’m more active there than here

[rezpiral]

There he is...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager