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hi hi ily :) || she/they/he || adult || ao3 @aliferously and @thebetterwormy || comms: OPEN || buy me a kofi!

[aliferous-ly]

commission info

hey, all! I'm Ollie, and i'm reopening writing commissions! my writing is @ aliferously on ao3 (my main!! has old and new writing) and, if you're brave, @thebetterwormy on ao3 (my minecraft and streamer fandom stuff). as well, check out my #mysnippets tag!

More information below the cut!

fanfiction

$1/100 words

Possible fandoms: hermitcraft, life/traffic series, balder's gate 3, dc, mcu, stardew valley, bnha, most disney movies, rottmnt, haikyuu, omgcp, atla, sanders sides, and more! If I've reblogged it, I'll write for it!

for dc, mcu, and others, there's a wealth of characters I don't know. no extra cost, just give me good character descriptions :)

ocs or "selfshipping" welcome! If you ever wanted 2k of your tav x astarion, here you go!

original world fiction

$1.20/100 words

includes worlds created by you/a friend, or any worlds that I'm unfamiliar with. note: "modern day" stories or "simple" worlds will use the cheaper fanfiction rate

Requires in-depth descriptions of the characters and world. that being said, I'm not reading 100+ pages of worldbuilding - condense to what's necessary for the story!

confused? just ask! I don't bite :)

will do

g/t, animals, alternate universes, etc

dnd

x reader

smut (though i am unpracticed in this)

body horror

death

+ more

if you're uncertain, ask! this is a judgement free zone <3

won't do

pedophilia

underage

suicide

anything that makes me uncomfortable

how it works

dm me here or email me at [email protected] for inquiries

For anything <$10, payment is on completion. For $10+, payment is half up front half on completion. Payment is through kofi.

references of ocs welcome but not required (picrews and doodles count!)

the word count paid for is the MINIMUM - you might pay for 2k, but get 2.1k!

rbs are greatly appreciated, thanks for reading <3

[aliferous-ly]

im an aroace ryland truther but I also fully believe he would say fudge in bed

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

The art of mindless embroidery.

by @ toolbburs (no pronouns in bio).

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[merrythemastermind]

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene 5

Scene 1 / Scene 2 / Scene 3 / Scene 4

[aliferous-ly]

cousins r so weird. I grew up with you. I don't know your middle name. We have the same grandparents. we exchange the world's most knowing looks when That Family Member acts up. I knew your childhood dog. I haven't seen you in years. you look different grown up but also the exact same. you have the same verbal tics. you have a long-term relationship with someone I've never met. you moved cities months ago and I just learned today. You don't know what I do for work. I didn't know you like to cook. You still like chocolate ice cream the best. We have the same nose.

[twiggyart6]

Grace enjoying some Eridian textiles :3

You already know.. ITS RANT TIME!

In the book Rocky wears a shirt regularly and his lil belt thing while working, in the movie Rocky just has his belt/harness sometimes.

In my headcannon Eridians do have clothes, it’s just not common practice/expected to wear them all the time. Textiles are rare and hard to make, and clothes pretty much all have to be custom made because of the vast sizes and shapes Eridians come in.

Clothes and soft materials also insulate against noise, so most Eridians don’t like to wear anything because it impedes hearing slightly. Buuuuut Grace would find this to be rather nice! Being so sensitive to sound can be a bit much for someone who hadn’t grown up with it, and he ofc likes the soft feeling.

He would ask for a sweater to wear to class (much thicker and heavier than any Eridian would wear) all his excitable little pebbles would be hard to listen to for long periods of time, the dampening helps. And he feels more like himself wearing something soft and knit :3

[digitalmyyth]

so cutes..

[evstratt]

Grace looking at Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[aroace-ryland-grace]

slightly charmed by grace's fuck ass circus shorts honestly

[petrova-line]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THE DELETED SCENES LEAKED

[petrova-line]

you need vlc media player :]

[panthermouthh]

Grace and Rocky play hide and seek— or Rocky finds out about persistence hunting the hard way, and Grace gets some pumpkins to roll around his enclosure.

I wanted to experiment with a more sketchy comic, instead of spending weeks and weeks on making it “Perfect”— and I had so much fun with it!! I need to do these more!

Patreon | Kofi | other links

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

And the wedding ring is pineapple yellow ofc

[traumatized-tiefling]

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

crack AU where Gus develops psychic powers and one of those powers involves sensing emotions or seeing emotional auras and when he goes to Shawn to tell him what happened he immediately gets flashbanged by all the adoration Shawn has for him

[toytle]

masterpost of ALL my psych fanart EVER!!! (mostly 2022)

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[ID in alt + readmore]

IMAGE 1: psych fanart of shawn spencer holding a furby in his childhood bedroom, exclaiming, “dude! did you know i had a furby?!” on a red rotary phone.

IMAGE 2: shawn and gus sharing a pineapple drink. shawn is excited abt sharing it with gus while gus looks apprehensive/flustered about it.

IMAGE 3: gus showering, peeking an eye open as a question mark pops above his head. a shadow forms behind the curtain.

IMAGE 4: shawn pulling back the curtain and nonchalantly asking gus a question: “hey are we—stop screaming, it’s just me—are we out of cheetos?” gus shrieks and covers himself up.

IMAGE 5: shawn holding lassiter and gus’s heads in psychic concentration. annoyed, lassiter asks, “does he have to do this every time?” gus responds indifferently, “you get used to it.”

IMAGE 6: shawngus redrawn as twink boutta pounce meme. gus is infodumping about special interest #148, explaining what T-rexes used to sound like, while shawn looks at gus fondly, very much not listening.

IMSGE 7: shawn putting his fingers up to his temples, directing all of his energy at a floating slice of pizza. gus pretends to look shocked, holding the pizza up by a string behind his back. lassiter is taken aback, wondering, “how is he doing that?!”

IMAGE 8: headshot busts of lassiter looking annoyed, shawn and gus looking at each other with a knowing apprehension, and juliet looking serious. 

IMAGE 9: lassiter grabbing shawn by the collar and shoving a finger in his face, angrily saying, “now you listen here, spencer—“ shawn is distractedly looking down at his mouth and smiling like the cat who got the cream. a tiktok screenshot in the background reads: me instigating a fight becuase the guy was hot and i want him on me.

IMAGE 10: juliet, gus, and shawn redrawn as the powerpuff girls applebees comic meme. gus rambles about state capitals while shawn says exasperatedly, “stop talking about states.” juliet turns to gus and asks “do you wanna go to applebees?” gus responds, “sure, hang on,” then turns to point at shawn and says, “fuck you.” shawn crosses his arms petulantly.

IMAGE 11: various shawn doodles. the 1st looks unimpressed and says, “i could solve all of the unsolved mysteries myself. it’s not that hard.” the 2nd is a redraw of a screencap subtitled: [shawn meows]. the 3rd shawn has his hands up in unearned surrender, saying, “i’m staying out of this” while an arrow pointing at him reads: guy that started it. the 4th is a redraw of shawn covering his mouth in a laugh.

IMAGE 12: 2 shawn doodles. the 1st shawn walking in with a speech bubble of a textpost that reads: hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions. the 2nd shawn gestures to himself humble-braggingly with a speech bubble of a textpost that reads: talking about your feelings is SO important i won’t do it but you guys definitely should. an arrow points to him reading: local man w/ undiagnosed adhd + autism allegedly “proud of not having to go to therapy.”

IMAGE 13: 2 gus doodles. the 1st gus is leaning over as if to gossip and says, “heard about pluto? that’s pretty messed up.” an edited textpost above him reads: absolutely love it when gus goes “lately i’m obsessed with” and then says the most mundane thing ever. the 2nd gus points to a laptop agitatedly with a speech bubble of a textpost that reads: did it hurt? when i told you google it and i was right.

IMAGE 14: gus is obliviously typing on his laptop as shawn is staring at him in concentration with his fingers to his temples. brain wave doodles are sent in gus’s direction. shawn’s thought bubble is a textpost that reads: it’s so rude when someone doesn’t feel you yearning deeply for them… bestie how much more brain waves do i have to fire at you.

IMAGE 15: shawn is leaning on gus’s shoulder with an airy delight and says with a speech bubble of a textpost: love the way we finish each others sentences. it’s like we’re soulmates or the beastie boys. gus smiles at him fondly.

IMAGE 16: shawn and gus as furbys named shawnby & furgus. shawn is pineapple-themed with a pony bead necklace that says SIKE! gus is blue and purple with busines pinstripes and a purple-pink tie.

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

scrolling ao3 for psych (2006) really continues to do me physical damage. only sherlock holmes adaptation ever where the majority of the fanbase started rabidly shipping sherlock and fucking LESTRADE instead of sherlock and watson & meanwhile in canon gus is claiming shawn on his fucking taxes

i would say it's incomprehensible but it's actually really obviously the racism

[captainsjack]

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