[platyhellminth]

Sneakin to the kitchen at 3am

Floor: creaks

Me:

[alluringabyss]

Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

[gingersnapwolves]

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

[heartofarden]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I SAW THE MOVIE

[jahminican]

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

[httpxangelx]

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[postingwhileblack]

Jaden Smith is love

[lured-deactivated20170602]

@westgatepark

[hustleinatrap]

❤️❤️❤️

[bimulder-deactivated20250518]

mark hamill surprised adam scott on jimmy kimmel and its???? the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life???

[beyourowndensity-deactivated202]

OH MY GOSH

[pearshapedcomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Pear-Shaped comics

[laughingfish]

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[clearheelsclub-deactivated20180]

Omg

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

[paramore]

10 million views already, r u serious? thanks for watching.

youtube.com/paramore

photo by Lindsey Byrnes

[torviin]

the signs as crows shitpost

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Saggitarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[pawnees]

[jakeyllenhaal]

[bob-belcher]

[d-o-g-o-b-g-y-n]

dog vine comp: jokes™ edition