Alina

I'm German, 20 years old and a hobby author, artist, singer, actress, cosplayer. Feel free to text me if you want to say something! I hope you will like my posts

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When Aziraphale gets surprised by the naked Gabriel, it looks like he tries to break the fourth wall out of desperation

"oh HELL no"

[lu-is-sick]

*Shostakovich record scratch* Ah- Hello there. My word... what a big audience! I haven't had this kind of crowd since my 1940's Grand Debut at Camelot- *remembers almost discorporating himself*

Ehem... Anywho! You, audience, may be wondering how I, quaint bookshop owner and angel Aziraphale, have gotten myself into this...*stares downwards briefly* pickle...

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~Pure gold~

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Did anyone ever really notice how much it means that Crowley told Aziraphale he did a "good job"? And how happy that made Zira?

He's trying to be more affectionate! Not only through the subtile hints they give each other for 6000 years now but something clear and outspoken. Something that can't be misunderstood. He's trying really hard

(I bet he saw that in a movie)

[alina-catness]

That shock on Crowleys face when Nina asked Aziraphale about how his naked friend is doing. I imagine him thinking:

"Did I still go too fast? Or even too slow..."

[alina-catness]

When Aziraphale gets surprised by the naked Gabriel, it looks like he tries to break the fourth wall out of desperation

"oh HELL no"

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

"you're seeing this right? I am so not ready for this bullshit today"

[alina-catness]

When Aziraphale gets surprised by the naked Gabriel, it looks like he tries to break the fourth wall out of desperation

"oh HELL no"

[alina-catness]

Should we be concerned that it became a romantic gesture to point a gun at your lover?

[romenthenoodle]

@dakrapatops you threatening to throw me off a cliff

[dakrapatops]

all it would take is one little shove.....

[alina-catness]

Should we be concerned that it became a romantic gesture to point a gun at your lover?

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I was in a call with an English friend of mine. I am German and I forgot the English word lawnmower so I said "garden roomba" instead and now I don't call English ppl anymore.

That's a typical Crowley move, isn't it?

[ineffableigh]

My husband is a francophone quebecer and this happens to him all the time lol. I'll never forget "thwip thwip for the draw stick" when he was looking for a pencil sharpener. xD

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Today I present to you a sticker everybody needs:

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I was in a call with an English friend of mine. I am German and I forgot the English word lawnmower so I said "garden roomba" instead and now I don't call English ppl anymore.

That's a typical Crowley move, isn't it?

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This is so true it hurts. I'd like to see the couple therapy, tho

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Imagine Crowley and Aziraphale fight and Crowley says that he'll sleep on the couch. Aziraphale can't really fall asleep because he doesn't want the demon to be mad at him. But when he turns around to go to Crowley, he already pushed the couch next to the bed so he can still sleep next to him.

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When Crowley said: "Apparently, if we do a miracle together, it works a little too well." it made my heart beat faster. You silly man, if you fought together you could battle GOD and I'm sure God did that on purpose and now kiss

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Aziraphale: Crowley, you sent Gabriel a "get better soon" card?

Crowley: Mhm, might have. What's with it?

Aziraphale: Nothing, I just think it's sweet! I didn't even know he was sick.

Crowley: He wasn't. I just think he could do better.

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@fuckyeahgoodomens

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Crowley, cuddling with Aziraphale who's reading his book: Angel, I'm boreeeed. Let's hang out.

Aziraphale, lost in his book: Yeah...yeah...gimme a few more minutes.

*the next day*

Aziraphale: Crowley, did you see my book? I could swear I put it on the table over here.

*Crowley shrugs*

Aziraphale: Will you help me look for it, please?

Crowley: Yep! Let's start at the cinema, they're showing Oppenheimer. If I was a book, I'd be there.

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Who's watching Barbie and who's watching Oppenheimer? We'll never find out.