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Haley. she/her. sapphic. permanently exhausted, professional hyperfixator, fanfiction obsessor, serial crocheter, ocassional fanartist, and part-time anxious blob. current obsessions feature Good Omens, OFMD, Michael Sheen's nose, and making myself sob over books.

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

Hi! I'm Haley, aka hyperfixating-rn-brb on this corner of the internet.

I'm sapphic and use she/her pronouns, please!

please dont tag/ask for donations. I'm so sorry for whatever you're going through, but I am a girl with limited finances here.

what's going on over here?

A little bit of everything, all of the time! Crochet, art, fic, books, headcanons, meta, and assorted musings as they come to me! This may have started as a PJO blog, but the Good Omens brainrot hits hard and fast, and has yet to let me go! oh and by the way fuck NG. I'm here for Terry, David and Michael, not that fuckface. Generally in love with DT & MS, musical theater, shakespeare, solangelo, aziracrow, and greek mythology. occasional doctor who, lotr, ofmd, and mrs maisel stuff when the mood strikes :)

fic:

I wrote a fic! here's a link to my ao3 :)

archive of our own- hyperfixating-rn-brb

etc...

Asks are open for anyone who wants to hang out, chat, ask questions, obsess over fic or art or anything of the sort.

Messages are also open, feel free to message if you'd like with the same sort of things as asks.

dont be a perv. no thanks. blocked on sight.

I occasionally remember to update an instagram account with art and crochet: @ haley.making.stuff andddd I'm now on bluesky: @ justme-haleyy

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

Asa and Anthony watching doctor who together during a date for the first time because Anthony wants to know why asa loves DW so much and especially 10th

- ...doesnt he look like me a wee bit?

- noabsolutlynotwhyareyousayingthat 🫪

glorious, thank you anon!!!

anthony is perhaps just a tad embarrassed hes never seen any dw, and when asa finds out he is *affronted*

I can see it now and its beautiful...

definitely adding this one to the list :)))

send me more asks with ideas for asanthony fic and I might write them into the two of us <3

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

perhap the idea ran away from me a bit, but "birthday" is up on ao3 inspired by this prompt! thank you again, anon, whoever you are, this is a lovely idea!

[lumiilys]

Always thinking about Ed and Stede's first night at the inn. And rn specifically their first morning waking up in that run down old shack. and they've probably slept on the floor in a makeshift bed of blankets, and their backs hurt from the lack of padding... but Ed wakes up and sees the sunlight shining across Stede's face as he dozes next to him, and he knows he's made the right choice

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

hey guess who fucked everything up again!!!!!

i think they all actually hate me this time and i fucking did it to myself. i fucking texted her back and now everyone i love is mad at me and theyve told their fucking mothers how horrible at this i am.

im so fucking tired. i just want to fucking sleep. im so tired please let me sleep

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

my own fucking cat wont touch me. sweetest animal ever and she wont come near me anymore. i have plans in an hour what the fuck is wrong with me. how am i just so impossibly bad at basic human interaction. why cant i just fucking stop myself.

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

hey guess who fucked everything up again!!!!!

i think they all actually hate me this time and i fucking did it to myself. i fucking texted her back and now everyone i love is mad at me and theyve told their fucking mothers how horrible at this i am.

im so fucking tired. i just want to fucking sleep. im so tired please let me sleep

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

just finished plotting the two of us (asanthony) and a companion series of fluffy warlock/adam/joshua and I am *so* excited words dont even exist right now.

[sistah-girl-2009]

I unironically had a more angry reaction to Janine and Gregory temporarily breaking up on Abbott Elementary than I had to Aziraphale and Crowley dying, being reincarnated as humans, not remembering shit about their previous lives and meeting again. Lmao idk what my standards are.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[sixidiotsdavidtennantfan]

Cough! Splutter! Thank you Steviesmithmakeup on instagram

[sixidiotsdavidtennantfan]

Cough! Splutter! Thank you Steviesmithmakeup on instagram

[lishyw]

Angel Crowley is my Roman Empire

[explosionartist]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷

[whimsicalali]

study

[stedesparasol]

OFMD(ish) EMOJI ASSOCIATION ↳ @bizarrelittlemew sent: 🐆🐎🐎🪦 [template]

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

lucius you meddling little gay freak i love you so much

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

i dont think go3 would have happened if lucius was there in go2. degree in helping gays over there. aziracrow would be in one piece and perhaps *talk* with actual words.

[aziraphalesnightingale]

Here Comes the Sun - A Good Omens Season 3 Oneshot

Rating: General (G)

Tags: Ineffable Humans (Good Omens), Post-Canon, Post-Good Omens Season 3, Post-Season/Series 03, Asanthony, Reincarnation, Canon Compliant, Dating, Hand Kisses, Picnics, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Strangers to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Pining, Banter, New Universe Anthony Crowley Loves New Universe Asa Fell (Good Omens), New Universe Asa Fell Loves New Universe Anthony Crowley (Good Omens), New Universe (Good Omens), New Universe Anthony Crowley & New Universe Asa Fell are Crowley & Aziraphale (Good Omens), Asa Loves Anthony (Good Omens), Anthony Loves Asa (Good Omens), Asa Likes Anthony (Good Omens), Anthony Likes Asa (Good Omens), Ducks, Slice of Life, Domestic Fluff, Heartwarming, Nicknames, Terms of Endearment, Idiots in Love, Falling In Love, Dorks in Love

Summary:

Asa and Anthony go on a picnic and feed some ducks. A new nickname slips out along the way...

A fluffy post-season 3 oneshot!

Excerpt:

Anthony looked over and watched as they quacked to each other, gliding through the water. “Do you reckon ducks have ears?” Asa looked over at him like he had two heads. “What? Of course they have ears. What sort of a question is that?” “I thought you liked questions. Besides, it doesn’t look like they have ears, so…” Anthony shrugged.

READ ON AO3

Tagging @goodomensafterdark 😈😇

Comments, Kudos and shares are much appreciated! 🩵