how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying āyouāre sharpā
āalso Iām an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. donāt make this weird, Christine.ā
#donāt make this weird ChristineĀ #a summary of the phantom of the opera in five wordsĀ #āyes I live in the basement; donāt make this weird ChristineāĀ #āyes I wear a mask donāt make this weird ChristineāĀ #āyes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; donāt make this weird ChristineāĀ #āyes I killed a dude; donāt make this weird ChristineāĀ #āyes thereās a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; donāt make this weird ChristineāĀ #āyes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; donāt make this weird ChristineāĀ #āyes Iāve now kidnapped you twice; donāt make this weird ChristineāĀ #āyes Iāve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you donāt agree to marry meĀ #DONāT MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINEāĀ (tags viaĀ notbecauseofvictories)
Smh Erik.
DONāT MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINEĀ
I may have reblogged this before, but it still cracks me up.
This is the best thing I have ever seen!




















