🌵 Smart Ass Extraordinaire.

Leaving the country.

[kookyburrowing]

it is 1976. the United States is in economic crisis and the Muppet Show is on air. it is 2026. the United States is in economic crisis and the Muppet Show is on air.

[the-big-mood]

We used to be a proper country. Never forget what they took from you.

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[segamascott]

[crazy-brazilian]

[baejax-the-great]

Looking up reviews of a bakery and found this gem

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[tall]

[tall]

[catchymemes]

[everythingismadeofchaos]

We all do, buddy. We all do

[roxey]

my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Customer service wants video proof that my rice cooker is giving electric shocks

[phuijl]

[squigglebug]

I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

[squigglebug]

fucking evergreen post I guess

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[anistarrose]

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell