Ali

Roxas, that's a stick. INFP/Virgo/Slytherin/Apollo Kid/Chaotic Neutral. Queer, neurotic, down to fight.

[alisonone]

Hey dudes! So I'm moving accounts because I'm sick of seeing my deadname every time I want to shitpost

So yeah

Deactivating lads

It's been fun

[spookytime-deactivated20171022]

me talking about my future: ▶🔘──────── 00:02 


me talking abt how much appreciation phil lester deserves: ▶ 🔘────────23:31:55

[killingmoon]

just saying when oscar isaac was alive in the 15th century he was probably the muse of like ten different artístes who fought for the right to paint and sculpt him

[killingmoon]

hmm just woke up and wondering why the FUCK i typed “when” instead of “if”

[cykelops]

captain america: what’s your name, young man?

quicksilver: pietro maximoff

captain america: well, peter it’s a pleasure to have you

quicksilver (turning to wanda): what the fuck did he just call me

[macden]

iasip meme - [2/4] characters

↳mac mcdonald

it’s like, we live, we die, we’re gay, we’re straight, we’re tops, we’re bottoms.

[q8p]

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

[q8p]

[ithurtsnotolaugh]

good giggles 

[stickertag]

here's to all the single ladies on national girlfriend's day

you’re my gf now

[alisonone]

Pete: I have a song title

Patrick: Is it short and meaningful?

Pete: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, now

[thanksariel]

Dallon: *leaves panic to go to peruse his own band*

Me:

[rarepatrickstumppics]

Legend has it that if you look at these photos long enough, you begin to hear the cries of thousands of emos all around the world.

[ryanrosssuperposh]

reblog to wish dallon weekes well with idkhbtfm in 2018

[the5ummerleague]

dallon: pwease mistew bwendon, pwease let me stay in thwe bwand, ill do anything!

brendon: anything?

dallon: yes siw! anything!

brendon:

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

[khancrackers]

#and that mans name was lord byron

[thestereotypebuster]

@the-mad-prince-of-denmark

[queerdannie]

what’s the new years mood fellas?

[pinof9-deactivated20180509]

Respecting Dan and Phil’s privacy.

[atavenhalen-deactivated20140223]

Does anyone know Dan and Phil’s address?

[danielhowell]

okay no offense but your stalking skills could do with a little more finesse

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

hey can we stop saying millenials and gen z kids are “the gayest generation” like no we just actually have the resources to be knowledgable of sexuality and also grew up in enviornments where you arent kicked in the ass by society for liking the same or multiple genders. The anount of gay people hasnt changed were just actually more safe and able to be open in society. boiling it down to “theres more gays” is belittiling of the progress weve made

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

reblog this vers cause this us exactly what i mean!