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I would give so much for a part 2 series of AFTG about Jean going to USC and getting acquainted in an actual healthy environment

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I posted this 5 years ago and haven’t touched this blog in 4 but I just wanna let y’all know I stay winning

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #aaron minyard #kevin day #jean moreau #jeremy knox #the sunshine court #aftg tsc

Y’all already know that all the foxes would take a knee during the national anthem and go to every protest they can with their fists held high

#aftg #all for the game #blacklivesmatter #psu foxes #palmetto state foxes

Neil: Why is Aaron so mad?

Andrew: I beat him at Operation.

Aaron: I WENT THROUGH MED SCHOOL! IM A FUCKING DOCTOR!! WHO THE FUCK EATS BUTTERFLIES!?!

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #aaron minyard #twinyards #twinzies

Editor: look, u can only write about one sport! So what’s it gonna be: lacrosse or hockey?

Nora Sakavic: y e s

#aftg #all for the game #exy #nora sakavic

Aaron: “collect a stool sample”

Andrew: “take a shit”

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinzies

Everybody: *dying*

Tom Holland in every animated movie:

#tom holland #spies in disguise #onward #walter beckett #ian lightfoot #he is literally the stickiest stick to ever stick #feed him

Imagine the Foxes all being quarantined rn

#aftg #all for the game #coronavirus #help them

Me: it’s a book about a made up sport how emotional can it be?

The book:

Me: [sobbing] HE DOESNT WANNA BE NATHANIEL ANYMORE

#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #i am very soft

Babysitter Andreil HC

When Andrew and Neil are watching over their teammates’ toddlers, they have to learn nursery rhymes and whatnot bc it was never part of their childhoods

Dan one day walks in on them practicing Patty Cake

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #dan wilds #babysitter andreil

In class I learned that there is reason to believe sexuality is genetic Bc identical twins are more likely to both be gay rather than just one

And can u imagine Aaron learning about it and doing everything in his power to make sure no one else in the team finds out

But they do

#all for the game #aftg #aaron minyard #psu foxes #science

The great thing about AFTG is that pretty much everyone is a bi icon

#aftg #all for the game #bisexual icons #kevin day #matt boyd #dan wilds #allison reynolds #renee walker #jean moreau

U can’t convince me this isn’t Andrew and Wymack

#all for the game #aftg #andrew joseph minyard #coach wymack #vodka #i need some

Sakavic really just said “btw Wymack is Kevin’s father lol” as if it didn’t give us all the harshest whiplash

#all for the game #coach wymack #kevin day #aftg #trk

Exy fans probably joke around about Neil Josten willing to die for Exy and they would all laugh about it without realizing just how true it is

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil

I would give so much for a part 2 series of AFTG about Jean going to USC and getting acquainted in an actual healthy environment

#aftg #all for the game #jean moreau #please

Aaron Minyard as things the only the straight friend in my group says when the rest of us are being Gay in front of her

“S t o p”

#aftg #all for the game #aaron minyard #gay

Counselor: So why do you wanna go to USC?

Me: Someone really important to me attended that school

Counselor: Aw how sweet! Was it your parent?

Me thinking about Jeremy Knox: ya

#aftg #all for the game #jeremy knox #usc #im actually applying #oof

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