Metal Gear Solid Shitpost Generator

What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create content. All the posts in this blog are automatically generated via a computer simulation.

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Ceding to fan pressure, a Konami spokeperson eventually revealed that Quiet is actually Raiden squirming at Vamp's sexual advances.

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In Metal Gear Solid 6, it will be possible to fulton Naked Snake back to Mother Base.

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(Skullface's voice) "Such a lust for a post-credits codec call about Big Boss's virginity! Whooo?!"

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Metal Gear Solid 6 leaked final Boss: the La-li-lu-le-lo

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(Revolver Ocelot's voice) "That won't work on me I've had choking... resistance... training..."

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Obtained Poster [Big Boss' lack of personal hygiene (vertical)] [GMP +500]

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Dark Tumblr, show me the forbidden Hideo Kojima being a closeted furry pics.

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Kazuhira Miller's latest album will feature his new single hit: Slapping Deterrence

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Revolver Ocelot? He can't be gay! He bit a gay bar once!