Dragon Age,

🐲Shitposts, Dragon Age shitposts🐲 Anders, Cullen and Alistair are my holy Trinity.

[bugsquish]

this post is one of the best things ive seen in my entire life and i want to frame it and put it on my wall

[anders-deserved-better]

stopped in the middle of my game just to make this

[juls-art]

“noice”

“smort”

–

i had important tasks to do– but,,,

 i had to get this outta my system

[alistairs-right-hand]

"I'm straight I Swear"

*Notices Josephine, Leliana and Sera*

"shit."

[alistairs-right-hand]

When Anora tries to convince you to support her instead of Alistair,

[alistairs-right-hand]

That awkward moment when you walk into the brothel for a quest and find your uncle instead

[alistairs-right-hand]

A Theory,

Gamlen is squidward.

[warden-of-corruption]

This makes me go into such a fit of giggles! Maker I love Alistair and the Internet.

[barbarianofliterature]

[tyviia]

       “That’s the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you’ve got, it takes. And it’s gone forever. The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going.”

[alistairs-right-hand]

Literally Hawke everytime you pick the comedic option when talking.

[dasfreefree]

me about at least 20 fictional characters: the love of my life

[alistairs-right-hand]

Alistair, Anders and Cullen A.K.A the holy trinity.

Reblog if you agree.

[radovanvirholt-blog1]

what you say: anders is a terrible person and you should be ashamed for liking him

how i react: what's that? i should love him even MORE? well, if you insist,

[agender-xion]

Oh wow, I have to go to the brothel as part of a quest and I walk in and the first thing that is said is Anders complaining that “if anyone tries to hire him again he is leaving.” I must say I am amused.

[heflapper]

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[kyrare]