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can we fucking talk about how fucking protective tairn is over violet in iron flame? because it’s giving protective and exasperated dad energy and i am living for it. like this line actually broke me,“i chose you not as my next, but as my last.” and then “to which i will remind you that not a single dragon chose her. you were selected by two” like we love supportive dad energy. and not to mention exasperated dad energy, “can you fly her back to the vale?” i ask tairn. “she’s…huge.” “i’ve killed lesser riders for that kind of insult.” “so dramatic.” and, my personal favorite, “scratch her eyes out,” andarna suggests. “really. the eyes are the softest tissue. just jab your thumbs in there—” “andarna! use some common sense,” tairn snaps. “the kneecaps are a much easier target.” like holy fuck, violet and tairn’s bond is so fucking fire
Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.
In conclusion, I've decided to stan.
I absolutely love how so many of us play Oblivion, interact with Martin a little bit, and then decide, "yup. My character would totally be in love with him".
read Martin's uesp page ages ago to flesh out his character and these two tidbits have never left me:
martin septim, heir apparent of the third empire, watching the HOK go on a violent rampage: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ damn sucks for that guy
Is imperialism really bad if the emperor is cute
the whole show
I will do what queens do.
Some nerds on the internet: you can’t make your OC too awesome because then it’s a Mary Sue and nobody will like them
Guillermo Del Toro, a man with balls: his name is STACKER PENTECOST and he leads a LEGION OF GIANT ROBOTS that are piloted by HIS FAMILY and he funds by SELLING MONSTER PARTS ON THE BLACK MARKET and he’s played by IDRIS ELBA
Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)
Imagine being Stannis Baratheon during the war of the five kings. You're a sad thirty-something middle-child brother of a king but not in the way that makes you a prince and suddenly Ned Stark (your king-brother's bestie who's like """the brother he never had""") unintentionally draws you into a war against a bunch of middle schoolers and your baby brother. What do you even do at that point. What got you here.
grrm having stannis baratheon be a harsh and often unlikable character who is nonetheless first introduced through the eyes of someone who loves him and basically raised him as a son was kind of genius tbh. the reader hears so much about stannis throughout agot but never actually sees him on page, and that one chapter really does cut straight to the heart of the character. every time i see someone hating on him i’m like dude didn’t you read the prologue of a clash of kings? that’s maester cressen’s sad sullen boy you’re talking about!
Stannis & Renly - Web Weave
A Clash of Kings: Catelyn III - George R.R. Martin // Two Brothers - Erik Werenskiold // J. Nedumaan // Brother, Sister, Rival, Friend: How Siblings Shape One Another’s Lives - Joshua A. Krisch // Barchester Towers - Anthony Trollope // Bourne 150th Anniversary Sale - Lot 1184 // Stag At Bay - Colin Ian Jeffery // Country Walking - Sam Hamer // Night (Two Stags Battling by Moonlight) - Edwin Landseer // The Princess and the Queen - George R.R. Martin // The Brother Slayer // Hamlet, Act III, Scene III - William Shakespeare // Cain: A Mystery - George Gordon Byron // Two Red Deer Stags Fighting - ??? // A Clash of Kings: Davos II - George R.R. Martin // Cain: A Mystery - George Gordon Byron // The Tragedy of Ferrex and Porrex (aka Gorboduc) - By Thomas Norton and Thomas Sackville // Lupa - Matthew Nienow // Cain carrying the body of Abel - Alexandre Falguière // A Clash of Kings: Davos II - George R.R. Martin // Andrew Kozma - SONG OF THE INSENSIBLE // Music for the Dead and Resurrected: Poems; “Genesis” - Valzhyna Mort // o-be-swift // A Clash of Kings: Davos II - George R.R. Martin // Beware of Pity - Stefan Zweig // Where Things Come Back - John Corey Whaley.
Stannis & Renly - Web Weave
A Clash of Kings: Catelyn III - George R.R. Martin // Two Brothers - Erik Werenskiold // J. Nedumaan // Brother, Sister, Rival, Friend: How Siblings Shape One Another’s Lives - Joshua A. Krisch // Barchester Towers - Anthony Trollope // Bourne 150th Anniversary Sale - Lot 1184 // Stag At Bay - Colin Ian Jeffery // Country Walking - Sam Hamer // Night (Two Stags Battling by Moonlight) - Edwin Landseer // The Princess and the Queen - George R.R. Martin // The Brother Slayer // Hamlet, Act III, Scene III - William Shakespeare // Cain: A Mystery - George Gordon Byron // Two Red Deer Stags Fighting - ??? // A Clash of Kings: Davos II - George R.R. Martin // Cain: A Mystery - George Gordon Byron // The Tragedy of Ferrex and Porrex (aka Gorboduc) - By Thomas Norton and Thomas Sackville // Lupa - Matthew Nienow // Cain carrying the body of Abel - Alexandre Falguière // A Clash of Kings: Davos II - George R.R. Martin // Andrew Kozma - SONG OF THE INSENSIBLE // Music for the Dead and Resurrected: Poems; “Genesis” - Valzhyna Mort // o-be-swift // A Clash of Kings: Davos II - George R.R. Martin // Beware of Pity - Stefan Zweig // Where Things Come Back - John Corey Whaley.
in “a song of ice and fire” george rr martin poses a bold question: what if a city hall accountant was mistakenly identified as a fire sword-wielding hero of prophecy?
God bless Stephen Dillane it’s not his fault but the show really did NOT grasp the compelling chaos of Stannis “why are you booing me? I’m right” Baratheon, alternatively known as Stannis “I play by the rules” [proceeds to break every rule] Baratheon. Dresses like a well-bathed peasant while judging everyone’s Gucci? The power that has, the international implications. The 84 page bitchfests and mid-day meltdowns? Completely iconic. Condemns thottery but when his lords ask him to stop hoeing around? He says kiss my ass and keep hating. You love to see it. I don’t like him but I love him ya know?