I Like a Leashed and Collared Man

Header quote via @paranoidxbastard 😘 who clocked me. Multi-fandom. My interests go in phases, so good luck. He/Him. I write fic on Ao3 as Tippytap.

[future-dregs]

My card! Ooh and I get "tastes funky"! I was hoping I would cause I got an idea for that one right off the bat.

Thank you @badsexbingo !

(Also it matches my theme isnt that so cute?)

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[gaypeople]

I hated sleeping without you.

[sonwifesoldier]

[future-dregs]

We got a new dog

[wincestendgame]

happy 11th anniversary to this amazing post

(that Jared had to delete because he was receiving hate from misha's asshole fans)

[crazysodomite]

Hello, my name is The biggest, fattest, yuckiest fly you have ever seen.

I NEED to sit on you and tickle you with my little legs. I NEED to be really loud and annoying. I NEED to sit on your body instead of literally anything else in your room. I NEED to put my yucky tongue on any food or drink you're having.

And I'm big and fat, and yucky too.

[future-dregs]

[friendswithclay]

“Figurine of a Seated Goddess - Baked Clay - Catalhöyük - 1 st half of 6th millennium BC.”

The Museum of Anatolian Civilizations

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[nudityandnerdery]

[itreallyatemyhand]

[fuckthewounded]

get off your phone. jack off to that weird fantasy you’ve been hesitant about entertaining. buy an awesome jacket. <- the real steps to self actualization

[inland-delta]

Donald Sultan, Oranges on a Branch, 1992

[julykings]

unmade bed no. 28

[julia-catlady]

[cornplateur-fritz]

#17's "You can either take care of nature or return to it" is so raw though wtf

[mutant-distraction]

Piraputanga jumps out of water to pick fruit off a overhanging tree in the jungle rivers of Brazil

[johnny1note-deactivated20230521]

thinking about her (the ghost barbie from the 2012 haunted beauty series)...

[batmansdeadparents]

Okay, but this entire collection slaps.

[future-dregs]

@biromantic-nerd

[loish]

An ode to the lovely things that grow off of stalks!🍃