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any pronouns / 21 / welsh tired victim of university

[jewfrogs]

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

[jewfrogs]

no…..this cant be……by jove! ive been repercussed

[duckdotcom]

(evil voice) bad morning >:)

[book-of-baba-fett]

You know what? Let your OCs be overpowered and super hot. It’s not cringe, it’s good for the mental health.

[cryptid-corpse]

I had a thought but thankfully for everyone I lost it.

[campyvillain]

sorry i was rotting right in front of you decomposing and getting picked apart by ants do you still think i have he/they swag

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

I'm at a point in my life

[jame7t]

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

[leafcrunch]

they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Grammar homework instructions: explain why this sentence is wrong

Me who has been passing grammar classes on pure instinct since 3rd grade: the brain worms told me so

[tibby]

nothing any streaming service does will ever beat the sheer joy and beauty and genius that was the special features section on a dvd

[takeawaythepain]

and by the way, i’m staying in tonight

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

[zackisontumblr]

can i please pause time for like 16 hours, catch up on video games and self care, and then maybe unpause... but not before a quick snack on paused time

[tess-mercer]

those mutuals you have for years and years without ever really engaging with directly…. they are like coworkers to me. susan from accounting. I know you have kids and your interests (not aligned with mine but that’s okay) and we will never get after work drinks. but in my mind I am signing your birthday card.

[leviathan-supersystem]

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

[teratocybernetics]

'they're so crucial' then give them paid sick leave holy fucking shit that's literally all this is about

[icarianarts]

Your father and I have decided that we are going to play tag outside

[hungwy]

its not funny how chips and salsa can never sate your hunger for chips and salsa. you just keep eating and eating and it doesnt stop until the chips or salsa is depleted. i theorize one could eat chips and salsa forever