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[buttercup-bi]

Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

[decimal86]

[rowanyte]

"One day, we'll look back and be amazed at how far we've come."

[pechrpeach]

Void burns - Big Dogs

(Finale Countdown pt.1)

[lilliancdoodles]

FitMC quote book (feel free to add on) Inspired by @hepbaestus

"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"

"im not white im olive"

"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."

"im just a silly little bald boy"

"IT MEANS PUSSY?????????" (no idea what this context is XD)

"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"

“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”

"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"

"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil "you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit

"so much sussy Baka activity"

"I broke Jesus's face.."

"Think of me like an American Philza but im bald and a little more fucked up"

"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"

"I love balls so much"

"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"

"Bad, take your shirt off"

"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"

"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"

"Sneeg, shut up, im doing gay roleplay right now"

"Ill stop shaking my ass ramon, don't drown yourself please"

"I need my gay support slug"

"No one loves lesbians more than fitmc does"

"My sexuality is wario"

"I want to thank my 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹"

“The IRS was like ‘We saw you had a new source of income in 2023, care to explain that?’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, gay minecraft roleplay!’”

"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"

"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"

"do emo kids still exist?"

"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"

"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"

"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"

"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"

"guuuuuuurl same"

"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."

[sometimesrendog]

[day 152] TV Girl - Taking What's Not Yours

[mcyt-rarepair-tournament]

ROUND 1 BRACKET 2

Jimmy x Joel x Lizzie | LDShadowLady

Katherine x Pearlescentmoon x GeminiTay (Empires s1)

Voting ended onMar 9, 2024

[alittlemineblr]

Vote for Jimmy/Joel/Lizzie people!!! They have such a vibe! Joel and Lizzie constantly call Jimmy their "pet" and treat him like one! Joel and Jimmy call each other babe all the time! Joel and Lizzie ooze "hot couple at the bar picking up the most pathetic wet cat of a man"! And don't even get me started on Joel negging Jimmy.

[aureachaos]

Etho: It's not just a random kleenex box. I got one that matches my desk. It's the same color. It looks good

Ren: Is there an emotional attachment to this kleenex box?

Etho: There is now

[glasspostings]

i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

[boozois]

i couldn't reblog this gem so here you go

(donations)

[swamp-chicken]

etho is such a freak im sorry he's explaioning more about his set up and he's such a fuckign FREAK i want to destroy him

[swamp-chicken]

i'm having a full meltdown. hsi mouse is sideways his tissue box mic is in front of everything his keyboard is 12 inches from the edge of the desk

[swamp-chicken]

METAL DESK

[swamp-chicken]

let tango show you ig

[alittlemineblr]

I really wish people would be normal online for five fucking minutes.

All any of you are doing by speculating and pointing fingers is taking the attention off Shelby and pressuring her to say who it is when she's clearly not comfortable with people speculating and has stated she can't say who it is. You should be supporting her not going around deciding to play detective with someone's real life and trauma.

[alittlemineblr]

Well now that it's been said my point pretty much remains the same. Keep the focus on supporting Shelby because she deserves it.

[calwasfound]

hey mr. postman!

(speedpaint here)

[alittlemineblr]

I really wish people would be normal online for five fucking minutes.

All any of you are doing by speculating and pointing fingers is taking the attention off Shelby and pressuring her to say who it is when she's clearly not comfortable with people speculating and has stated she can't say who it is. You should be supporting her not going around deciding to play detective with someone's real life and trauma.

[blocky-tides]

bedrock bros; YOU NEVER HAD A BROTHER. YOU HAD A PROTECTOR THAT NEVER GAVE YOU THE STARS. BUT HE LOVES YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE ENOUGH. (you still die anyways)

technoblade / @andhyssops /@borealiszero / warsan shire / @m4rms / anne carson /  rabbi joseph telushkin / @picckl / ernest hemingway / unknown / @vixkoidy / @aro-throughyourchest / i.b. vyache / @axiliern / jinhao xie /

[boonbeenblade]

I love that Joel and the Hermits are so much the kind of people that would play into each others' bits and japes, that when Joel posts a message that literally says 'uploading my first Hermitcraft Season 10 video'. And multiple hermits respond/show it to their followers. And people even confirm it on stream and in private discords as 100% For Real.

People are still like "this has to be a joke, right? He can't POSSIBLY be serious, right? Is this true? Are they all lying for fun?" The sense of humor and trust the Hermit fans has is so wrapped up in sarcasm and bits that it's hard to accept anything. A Boy Who Cried Wolf situation. Except it's the Hermits Who Cried 'Joke'.

Anyways.

Welcome Joel SmallishBeans to Hermitcraft Season 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[min3nc]

people: the streamers are tired of the eggs... they take away their time... they have to be so bored of them!

philza minecraft:

[shadeswift99]

Reasons why Scar and Impulse have grey skins, wrong answers only

Homestuck cosplay

Accident at the black and white photo factory

They're practicing to become mimes

Cleo stole their colours to make pride flags

Went to the beach that makes you old

We forgot to water them :(

Keralis

[alittlemineblr]

Demise is back