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Sentences from Commercials Starters
“Go ahead. Ask the internet.”
“Are you crying?”
“Hello pants.”
“It sounds better in Italian.”
“Are we still doing the whisper thing?”
“Excuse me, ma’am, I’ve got this.”
“Take a look what you’ve done!”
“I think I broke my spleen.”
“I just made like $700 on Craigslist.”
“The bacon is really, really good.”
“Ten years is a long time.”
“I cannot believe that just happened!”
“I’d snuggle up with me.”
“Don’t call me babe! We’re not together!”
“Are we there yet?”
“We need a babysitter.”
“We cannot be afraid to fail.”
“This is a game-changer.”
“I will try not to take offense to that.”
“Where are we exactly?”
“I have no idea what you’re saying. But count me in!”
“They say you get what you pay for.”
“Sounds like a slam dunk.”
“I’m a grown-up.“
“Accidents happen.”
“We’re so dead.”
“I don’t wanna talk about it.”
“How do you do it?!”
“Let’s do this!”
“Breathe, baby, breathe.”
“You’re not helping.”
“Don’t pick her. Pick me.”
“You look amazing!”
“I didn’t invite him. He just shows up.”
“Looks like you’ve got everything under control.”
“You ever find your pants?”
“Whatever’s ahead, we’ll be there for each other.”
“When in Rome!”
“Yes, I am rich.”
“That was close.”
Et puis un jour tu m'as quittee Depuis je suis desesperee Je te vois partout dans le ciel Je te vois partout sur la terre
❝Give me one night with you.❞ { ohman }
; The Civil War sentence prompts
It took her a moment to understand what he meant, her eyes snapping to his face as she realised what he was asking. It wasn’t something she had ever expected him to ask for, despite that they had gone from friends to something else in such a short period of time.
Eyes shifted back to her hands, picking at the loose threads and dirt on her uniform as she tried to force her brain to form a coherent answer. Because despite knowing that she would have nothing against sneaking away with him to find somewhere private to spend the night, she wasn’t sure if it was something she wanted him to want. Because he was kind, he was gentle, he was everything a good medic was supposed to be, but she was something else. She was damaged, broken, and nothing anyone with a sane mind was supposed to want, drunk or not.
“You don’t mean that, Wade.” Her voice was low, eyes turned away as she tried to keep herself composed. “Not out here, not right now. You shouldn’t want anything like that. You shouldn’t want… me.” Swallowing hard, she shot him a quick look before she continued, well aware that she would probably end up losing him by denying his request. “Go find yourself a pretty little undamaged nurse without blood on her hands. You’re worth something good like that.”
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{ Malarkey }
They had to keep going. They had wasted enough time back there, and both of them had things to do. But, the damn wound was making it almost impossible for Don to get anywhere without feeling that he was going to pass out. He chuckled, “Believe me, I hope they’ll have me ready to go again soon. ” He glanced up, meeting Wade’s gaze. He nodded and spoke just above a whisper, “Yeah. I’m…I’m okay.” He held onto the medic for a moment longer before releasing his hold slowly.
Don offered the medic a weak smile, just so he would believe him when he told him he was fine. Wade probably knew better. It probably wasn’t the first time he’d come across a stubborn soldier.
He began walking again, cringing slightly and placing his hand over his wound. The ground tilted, prompting him to stop. “Hey Doc?” He sighed, glancing at the ground. “I think I need to sit down. No use in tryin’ to fool you anymore.” As he set himself down carefully, he stretched his legs out, moving his foot side to side. “So Wade, where’s the rest of your squad?”
Wade quietly went along after the soldier insisted he was okay.. Don’t get him wrong, he knew very well that the guy wasn’t okay, losing that much blood was NEVER okay.. Despite his efforts, Wade’s poker face was corrupted when Don tried standing on his own, it only proved to worry the medic more. The last thing he wanted was for him to fall down. Ultimately, he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t a little frustrated, he could only handle one wounded man.. ONLY ONE..
He made sure to walk close to the other, just in case he were to be hit with a sudden dizzy spell, thank goodness the man had enough smarts to actually say something when he started to feel woozy. The medic didn’t bother saying ‘I told you so,’ or any of that jazz, instead he simply gave him a sympathetic smile and hummed as he took a seat next to his new buddy.
Oh, right.
His squad.
He gave an honest shrug before chuckling, “They should be back at the rally point.” He really only decided to poke his head around where Don had been out of curiosity, lucky for him, right? “Had a little extra time on my hands to help out a little--”
{ Liebgott }
The string of NO’S that escaped the barbers lips in response were nothing short of QUICK. He was annoyed ( when was he not these days ) & the questions only proved to AGGRIVATE him further as he turned his gaze up towards the other once more. The kid looked young, timid almost & Joe couldn’t help but wonder why the hell he was here & Roe or Spina weren’t.
A LAUGH escapes as he brings the cigarette back to his lips, taking another drag as the grin lingers.
❛ Can ya’ really have TOO MANY smokes, doc? I mean, considering…
The medic couldn't help but smile at the soldier who seemed as though he wanted NOTHING to do with him.. Likewise.. Given the fresh attitude..
"I mean-- If it helps you sleep at night."
A shrug accompanied his words. Nothing seemed physically wrong with the guy (or nothing he was willing to surrender his medical equipment for), he assumed the headaches were stressed related, something all too familiar to the medic. Despite the hostile tone, he remained patient with the soldier, he could turn out to have some useful information, you never know..
“Well, since you obviously don’t want my help, maybe you could help me instead!”
according to your birthday, in 2016, you will
overlord-kyogre:
julieyumi:
1-5: steal 6-10: consume 11-15: master 16-20: battle with 21-25: hoard 26-31: transform into
january: anime february: chocolate march: knives april: potatoes may: flowers june: seaweed july: the Declaration of Independence august: puppies september: school supplies october: bones november: crispy leaves december: snowflakes
C O N S U M E S C H O O L S U P P L I E S
injured memes
“ oh my god what happened? ”
“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”
“ who did this to you? ”
“ that’s… a lot of blood ”
“ i think… it’s broken ”
“ can you move? does it hurt? ”
“ we need to get you to a hospital ”
“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”
“ it’s just a scratch ”
“ it’s nothing, i’m totally fine ”
“ that’s not supposed to bend that way ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ don’t you pass out on me ”
“ i’m just so tired ”
“ hey, whoa, you alright there? ”
“ i just need to sit down for a minute ”
“ let me carry you ”
“ it won’t stop bleeding! ”
“ you’re gonna be just fine, i promise ”
“ hey! i said stay awake! ”
“ tell me what hurts ”
“ does it hurt when i do this? ”
“ ow! that hurts! ”
“ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute ”
“ it was an accident ”
♠ [Because Claire has no chilll]
{ HURT MY MUSE! }
Give a man enough liquor && even the most mellow of medics do a few regrettable things. And that’s just it, Wade had a little too much to drink, && everything was going smoothly, until a very irritated looking Claire marched in looking him square in the eye. At first, he simply sat there, looking back at her, unsure of what to say, or why she was so pissed.. “What..?” He questioned, looking sincerely confused, and thoroughly intoxicated..
S M A C K
A hand collided with his face && all he did in response was rub his cheek and let out an admittedly embarrassing whimper. “What the hell was that for..??” He spoke hesitantly in an attempt to keep his voice from cracking.
Now, Wade wasn’t the kind of guy to break promises, but he had so much on his mind lately that he couldn’t possibly be responsible for forgetting one little thing.. But that’s just it, he forgot his promise he made with Claire, that he’d stay with her through her shift, and he totally forgot. Claire, one of his closest friends that he would normally never break his word to.
‘You don’t remember? Oh sure Claire I’ll totally go with you on your shift!’
She spoke in her best bullshit impression of the poor man, who now felt sufficiently humiliated.
"I can't breathe." (Florian Klüglich uwu)
{ IDEK WHERE THIS MEME IS LMAO }
“Shit..”
Huffed the medic as he carefully treated the mans wounds. They were supposed to keep POW’s alive, not on the verge of death, the poor man was beaten to hell by some passerby soldiers, finishing off with a single bullet before finally leaving. Consider him lucky that Wade had been nearby to witness this cruel act and make an attempt to tell the men off. He imagined the blows, or at least the pain would render the poor guy unconscious, but they didn't..
Trembling hands warily relieved the wounded man of the bullet before trying to stop the bleeding.
‘I can’t breath..’
The other man gasped forcing Wade to hesitate before reaching a hand to Flo’s forehead to push the hair away from his face, one hand still firmly holding the wound.
“Hey, hey, listen, you’re alright, you’re fine, you’re just scared, you’re gonna be okay, it’s not all that bad..”
He only hoped he wasn’t lying.
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{ SEND ME A ?! FOR MY MUSES REACTION TO YOURS SLIPPING THEIR HAND INSIDE HIS/HER SHIRT. }
One of the side alleys of the trashed town the medic currently stood in was the quietest place he knew of.. Granted it wasn’t exactly quiet, you could hear the bustle of other soldiers just on the other side of the building.. But from his point of view, it was almost peaceful.. He felt as though he was going to miss it there when he had to move on, it’s the first place he’s been able to catch his breath in private.. Up until a few seconds ago..
At first, when the cold hand slipped under his shirt, he wasn’t sure what to think.. Maybe that it was an animal or something..? His first reaction was to flinch, startled by the sudden sensation, which then stirred a chuckle in an all too familiar voice.
“Holy fuck, Joe? You tryin’ to give me a fuckin’ heart attack or something?” Wade hissed trying to compose himself.
“If your looking for smokes you sure as hell aren’t gonna find any up there…”
{ Bringing wade [ @alittlemorphine ] back because he was really the reason I’m in this fandom in the first place }
When was the last time you felt good about anything?
Hurt my muse! See how they react!
✚: Stab with a knife / sword / blade.
♕: A kick in a very sensitive area.
✿: Insult (Insert specific insult.)
♠: Punch / slap / blow to the face.
♆: Strangle / suffocate them.
ϡ: Gash with a knife / blade /sword.
ღ: Emotionally scar them (Include how).
†: Nail them to a structure (Explain).
✄: Break off a relationship with them.
☂: Shove them into a body of water.
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Irwin wasn’t quite sure how to react when the tankards hand slipped its way under his shirt.. Should he be upset..? Or should he avoid jumping to conclusions && simply wait to see what would happen.. Perhaps it was a mistake.. He wasn’t sure, but he also didn’t have the most assertive personality, and he knew Grady simply did what he wanted, especially when it came to pushing someone’s buttons..
“ Uh.. Is their something you need..? ”
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It had to be around two or three in the morning, Wade was awake simply out of pure sympathy for Caparzo.. Nobody else would have rewritten the letter soaked in his own crimson blood, so he took it upon himself to do just that.. Under normal circumstances it wouldn’t have taken him so long to carry out a task as simple as that, but the letters were difficult to decipher, due to the blood && water that covered it.. In a way, he almost wished he hadn’t taken the paper.. But he knows he would've felt terribly guilty if he hadn’t.. The downsides of having a conscience..
An elongated sigh escaped the man’s lips as he placed the pencil being used on the table && lifted his hands to massage his currently throbbing head.. He probably should’ve tried to fall sleep by now, though he knows that would be pointless.. There was far too much on his mind, && even if he did manage to sleep, it would take more than a short hour or so to make him feel rested.. Might as well just stay up..
Irwin nearly thought he was dreaming when he felt a chilled hand find its way under his shirt, causing him to hitch his breath.. Turning his head, he spotted Reiben, snickering into his shoulder.. A sharp exhale left the medic’s lips (a mixture of both relief and irritation) before he gave a quick glare at the man behind him..
“ You’re hands are really damn cold y’know.. ”
He spoke quietly, leaning away from the soldier’s cold touch.
“ You all out of conscious people to bother or somethin? ”
{ @rreiben }