Hobbit of the shire

plant your trees, watch them grow. .,.,.,.,.,.,(they/them) (remus) .,.,.,.,.,.,., the hobbit messed up [54] people

[bilboofbagsend]

*Talking about thranduil*

Thorin: He died of natural causes.

Borin: You pushed him off a roof

Thorin: Gravity is natural.

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Thorin: What do you think you’re doing?

Kili and Fili: well, we were going to put this bottle rocket into this carton of eggs, so that when we lit off the bottle rocket, the eggs would explode everywhere.

[bilboofbagsend]

Thorin: Your violent

Bilbo: Yeah, but I'm short so it's adorable

[bilboofbagsend]

Legolas: Your blocking the view

Thranduil: I am the view.

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Thranduil:How many children do you have, Gandalf?

Gandalf: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there IS a difference.

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Thorin, King Under the Mountain, from The Hobbit (x)

I’ve been wanting to draw fanart of this majestic idiot for years!

[Art prints here]

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Thorin, looking under the bed: My One, are you ready to come out and interact with people yet?

Bilbo: *Hissing and Screeching*

Thorin: Understandable, I'll bring you your dinner.

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Oin: Stop saying I look like chicken little. He is dumb and a coward. I AM NOT a cOwArD!!!!

[bilboofbagsend]

Kili: somebody-

Fili: *from the other room* ONCE TOLD ME

[bilboofbagsend]

Thranduil: Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to be-

[bilboofbagsend]

Bilbo: Sometimes I just agree with people to get them to stop talking.

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Bilbo, seeing people do something idiotic: Oh God what fucking idiots

Bilbo, realising it's The Company: Oh no those are my idiots.

[bilboofbagsend]

Bilbo: I may be short but your still beneath me.

[bilboofbagsend]

Thorin: I didn't drink that much last night

Balin: you were flirting with bilbo

Thorin: so what? He's my husband

Balin: you asked him if he was single

Balin: and cried when he said he wasn't

[bilboofbagsend]

Bilbo: Fight me!

Thranduil: Ha! Look at your size! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?

[Later...]

Bard: Why is thranduil quivering on the ground crying?

Gandalf: bilbo kicked him very hard in the ankle.

[bilboofbagsend]

Fili: [to kili & ori] If babies are so great, why can't they make grilled cheese?!