HumbleBee

S T A Y P O S I T I V E , F R I E N D Shh, just passing through as a passive little bee

[mythoughtsruinme-blog]

You might not have a princess nose, or goldie locks hair. You might not have full, round Kylie lips or eyelashes that reach the sky. You might not have a perfect skin or a barbie doll body, but you know what you DO have? A warrior heart. You don’t need to be pretty like them, be pretty like you can be. You’re a warrior, shaped by smashes of enemies, formed with upsetting memories. You are a fighter. And you’re still perfect.

.Remember.this. (via mythoughtsruinme)

[nevaehtyler]

Why aren’t we talking about this??!!

[destinyrush]

this is important!

[black-geek-supremacy]

We know why.

[jcoleknowsbest]

It doesn’t fit the narrative..

[itsmemizzeh-blog]

Its funny because once this girl tried to insult me by saying “I’ve got twice as much friends as you.” But I assume she didn’t know basic math because 0x2 is still 0. Haha jokes on you we’re both losers.

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[rosydov-deactivated20190818]

one time i was out with a group of friends and two drunk girls saw my hair, yelled “hair goals” and ran up to our group, and upon discovering that one of my friends shared the same birthday as one of them, gave everyone in our group a hug and told us to have a really good night, “especially you, hair goals” 

[alittlephanspy-blog]

What a gift

[the-phandom]

Oh yes dan is just sO problematic with his disregard for gender norms and constant reassurance that his viewers can be who they want to be

[wholesomelester]

Literally the only problematic thing dan has said recently is that he doesn’t like lollipops or jelly beans

[the-phandom]

can u beLIEVE he said such a thing!!! shocking!!! 

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

no offence but when girls stop you mid sentence like “okay sorry but… (insert compliment that makes you feel great all day) …anyway, continue!” > every single song a man has ever written about a woman

[dioynsus]

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

[todanhowell-deactivated20190531]

you know a video was edited by Dan when

comic sans

doesn’t bleep out swear words

horrific zoom-in/close up frames 

shaking or upside down frames

and this gif pretty much sums up the whole thing

[bluephl]

Phil’s sneeze + Dan’s reaction

[alittlephanspy-blog]

Dan and Phil are the cutest and if you don't fucking think so I respect your opinion and life choices, go on.

[idratherlivefreetofail]

Had enough of that pantless person on the roof’s shit!

[therealjacksepticeye]

COOL PEOPLE!

[micdotcom]

Watch: Meghan Tonjes just gave body shamers the biggest middle finger.

[thatsthat24]

I freaking love Meghan omgggggggg

[wolftyla]

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

[marcitlali]

cute. – thai tea

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

earthy - dandelion tea

sexy - jasmine tea

sensual - hibiscus tea

[bwussy]

unadulterated honesty - truth tea

[kaenith]

Here, have a cute mother-and-son bonding moment: Toriel first teaching Asriel to use magic :)

[dancriss]

I was pretty sad, between my birthday and stuff, so I made this to feel less sad. I hope you have a lovely not sad day✿

[koreinkorein]

does it ever occur to you that dan and phil are growing old together

[the-phandom]

dONT

[ghiblilester]

look at this cute squishy boy x

[tylerandthejosephs]

that was the coolest moment of my career!