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[byjove]

If you mention you don’t get along with your father to people, they usually understand because we live in a culture where fathers are seen as emotionally or physically distant but if you mention you don’t get along with your mother they immediately assume it’s your fault and you’re just too hard on her. Not all mothers know best, giving birth to a child is a bodily function and not a magical source of spiritual enlightenment. Don’t naturally assume every mother is as kind and dedicated as your own.

[tiffanarchy]

American Media: your food is too much a strain on the earth’s resources. eat bugs instead.

American Media: your home is too much strain on the earth’s resources, live in a tiny apartment/condo/home instead

American Media: your children are a strain on the earth’s resources, stop having kids

American Media:

[alixetiir]

humans aren’t designed to be happy though we’re not actually designed for anything at all which means you can choose whatever you want to do with your ancient limbic system. you can be happy if you want to. you can be sad, too, if you want. that’s ok

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

A parent saying to their child,

“you owe me because I feed you,”

is tantamount to them saying,

“I had a baby and then didn’t murder it through neglect, so it’s my slave.”

[fandomsandfeminism]

Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the world’s billionaires should be women. I think there shouldn’t be any billionaires at all.

[cranberrybogmummy]

So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yes.

[caosdth]

Why shouldn’t their be billionaires? That makes no sense.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Because the existence of billionaires is predicated on the exploitation of human labor and unsustainable environmental harm.  That level of wealth hoarding is harmful to economies, as it reduces the amount of money in circulation. No one person, no family, could ever conceivably even SPEND a billion dollars anyway, and  it is inherently immoral to accumulate wealth so narrowly while so much of the world lives in abject poverty.  

Better then to create a wealth ceiling, a point at which all wealth over a certain point  is taxed at or very near 100% to incentivize people to actually spend their money rather than hoard it, stimulating the economy and bettering the lives of far more people. Better even still to create and regulate economic systems that protect workers and the environment in a way that such extreme levels of wealth accumulation aren’t even feasible. 

[aflawedmind]

The problem with this is that it reduces the incentive to actually do fiscally well. What’s the point of starting a business if you can’t become wealthy?

[fandomsandfeminism]

There is a very real difference between “reasonably wealthy” and A BILLIONAIRE

[twodotsknowwhy]

No one is saying you shouldn’t have a nice house, we are saying that having multiple really, really ridiculously nice houses while your employees are either homeless or at serious risk of becoming homeless is immoral.

[whenandwhereienter]

I’ll never understand why this concept is hard for people. I think it’s because they can’t actually fathom how much $1 Billion is.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Seriously.

Let’s say you have a badass job. A great job. You make $100 AN HOUR. You work 10 hours a day ($1000 A DAY), 5 days a week ($5000 a week!!!), every week ($20,000 A MONTH), thats $240,000 Every Year.

It would take you 4,167 years to make a billion dollars.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Keep in mind then, that if you got paid $1000 an hour, 10 hours a day, five days a week, every week, all year, it would still take over 400 years to make a billion.

You want to make one billion in a human lifetime? If you made $10,000 an HOUR, 10 hours a day, 5 days a week, every week, all year, it would take you 41 years to hit a billion.

(And that’s not counting, ya know, money you spend to stay alive on food or rent or anything. )

Jeff Bezos currently has 140 billion dollars.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

$10,000 an HOUR while most of us barely making $12. Can y’all conceptualize now?

[glizzygaymer]

Will always reblog

[randomslasher]

Because this is still a difficult set of numbers for some folks to comprehend (legitimately–our brains have a hard time conceptualizing big numbers) a really good example I like to use is the difference between a million and a billion in time.

1 million seconds is approximately 11 days. 

1 billion seconds is just shy of 32 years. 

[omegaverse]

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

[kounterintuitive]

God I wish that were me

[ed-longshanks]

that is living mong

[pavelow]

OP wakes up every morning in (she/her) 168 sq ft $1700/mo studio apartment saying in the mirror “I promise I won’t kill myself today”

[alixetiir]

fuck empty USA’s motto is “you can’t have a mass shooting if you don’t have masses” which is actually not the worst idea

[alixetiir]

Mine is Underworld (2003). What’s yours?

[belacqui-pro-quo]

Leopard Caryatid Stool (19th century?)

Bead-covered wooden stools and thrones are one of the most prevalent art forms among the various kingdoms and chiefdoms in the Cameroon grasslands. This example, once part of the royal treasury, belongs in the category of “travel stools,” usually used in conjunction with more private, minor ceremonies and rituals at the palace. The leopard imagery confirms the object’s royal status. It alludes to the belief that the king was able to temporarily transform himself into this feared predator. (Cleveland Museum of Art)

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

[helloitsbees]

BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!

[mikkeneko]

character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move

[mikkeneko]

he’s on a team with Heat Vision Man, who actually has no heat vision and is another speedster, he just glares at people then runs over and punches them and is back before they can see him move

[mikkeneko]

(the entire team is actually just composed of speedsters who all use their speed in different ways, and they all pretend otherwise in front of their teammates)

[thatll-do]

The only speedster on their team is actually a teleporter

[shieldfoss]

They all have imposter syndrome because, no matter how fast they speed up, they still can’t see him move. “He’s a real speedster,” they all think. “I’m just a washed up fastguy who needs to pretend I’m a different kind of hero. I’m so scared he’ll tell the others.”

[shittymoviedetails]

In various MCU movies, Captain America says “I can do this all day”. This is due to the fact that he can’t do it at night.

[alixetiir]

i just got called a “racist turd” on twitter b/c someone said “if you can’t watch dear white people, read they can’t kill us till they kill us, and if you can’t read, walk the legacy museum” and I was like “but what do you do if you cant walk”

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[mysharona1987]

[jaehaerys1]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[itsfreerheelestate]

You fool! You’re now in range of my stand!

「Itsy-Bitsy-Spider」

[darkenedyeastextract]

I was about to retort that it isn’t a song/band reference but the fact that it is makes me angrier

[impossiblyhardprincess]

Awesome thing OP

[burahn]

I can’t fire you with out getting closer…Parker!

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

[halflifegifs]

love it when gordon said this

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

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[gayspiderbaby-deactivated201909]

i physically can’t scroll past this post