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I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

lightninggrave

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

aokozaki

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

lightninggrave

posting is exactly like beowulf

notlayingroses

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

bippus

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

digitalroot

i'll always use tumblr on desktop and take a look at everyone's blogs and then get excited when i see a custom theme. i know it doesn't matter anymore but i still love themes so much and i still enjoy customizing mine

#I miss custom themes being the default #the new mobile-first desktop layout is something I've always despised

free-and-to-none-accountable

gaphic

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

gaphic

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

#own a chainsaw and can confirm. i am a Different person when the chainsaw strikes #it's like an evil amulet to me. i realize I can cut down anything I don't like. nothing is sacred anymore

black-quadrant

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

#THIS....!!! SNIFFLES