Otter Thoughts

Cute, silly, and sometimes NSFW thoughts and reblogs of a silver furred otter. Not actually all that interesting of a tumblr, sorryyyyyy

[axellycan]

Did I snag a straggler or gain a passenger?

[tropicalsleet]

It's nice of @imalsoembarrassed to keep me afloat... but shouldn't he know I can swim just fine? 🐺🛟🐱💧

The husband and I are off on a beach trip this weekend to enjoy the last days of summer~ ⛱️

[cat-boots]

I made a book!! :3 ✨

it's about how many boyfriends you have. I can't believe you have so many!

I'll be selling physical copies at Confuzzled 2023 (oh god that's next week). online sales coming later! ❤️❤️❤️

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[theequeerstrian]

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

[ennairea]

[behemeleon]

the next stage of how ridiculous this sequence is getting (starring Alkali_gnoll)

[behemeleon]

Continuation of the celestial body Din sequence

[behemeleon]

Din grow sequence as a reflection of my experience being in Buizilla’s streams

[cat-boots]

big legs for kickin' >:3

[commission]

[cat-boots]

a dazzling display🔥

[patron reward]

[danskjavlarna]

From The Current Sauce, 1952.

Attributing human characteristics to animals and things: my bizarre collection of a thousand anthropomorphism images.

Shiver in wonderment: Weblog ◆ Books ◆ Videos ◆ Music ◆ Etsy

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[marioatwlink]

I Demand Coca Cola 

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[seakingmario]

[geminiwave]

Worldbuilders naming towns: I named this town Elygwe’meth which means “Where the Dearly Beloved King died next to his Lover” in the language I invented and also a combination of the Old English word for diamonds and the Maori word for apples since that’s their main exports

People in real life naming towns: I named this town Big Falls cause big fall there

[bumblebeebats]

me poring over a fantasy map: Shit I already used that name for a town, I can’t use it again, that’s such sloppy worldbuilding

real life maps: There are six rivers in Britain called the River Avon, which means River River, because when the Romans asked the Celts “what is that?” they replied “a river?” and the Romans nodded and jotted it down

[shinyhappygoth]

Terry Pratchett:

The forest of Skund was indeed enchanted, which was nothing unusual on the Disc, and was also the only forest in the whole universe to be called – in the local language – Your Finger You Fool, which was the literal meaning of the word Skund. The reason for this is regrettably all too common. When the first explorers from the warm lands around the Circle Sea travelled into the chilly hinterland they filled in the blank spaces on their maps by grabbing the nearest native, pointing at some distant landmark, speaking very clearly in a loud voice, and writing down whatever the bemused man told them. Thus were immortalised in generations of atlases such geographical oddities as Just A Mountain, I Don’t Know, What? and, of course, Your Finger You Fool. Rainclouds clustered around the bald heights of Mt. Oolskunrahod (‘Who is this Fool who does Not Know what a Mountain is’)…

[cat-boots]

mornin’ fluff!

[commission for @CoffeeDog_07]

[normal-horoscopes]

You don’t actually believe lead can be turned to gold, right?

SEE HERES THE THING

IT CAN

ALCHEMISTS HAVE HADRON COLLIDERS NOW

[anarchocunt]

It has happened Anon

[screensavorstudios]

Hold up, you didn’t highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???

[xerohourcheese]

There is a ‘however’, however.

Due to the processes used, the resultant Gold is usually highly radioactive.

Or, if you prefer to use a more, arcane, vernacular, Cursed!

[nudityandnerdery]

“Ah, yes. The treasure you seek- none have survived long after claiming it, a cruel wasting disease claims them, and when it strikes, even abandoning the coins that have ruined them will not be enough to restore vitality to their bones. The greed that drives you will devour you from within.”

[switchingtogeico]

[switchingtogeico]

[wearepaladin]

[learningtoacceptchange]

*slams hands on table*