Stain'd Associate

[all-due-respect]

•Introduction•

Age: 20

Pronouns: He/Him

Interest: Literature, amongst a few other things, but mainly literature

Favorite Author: Lemony Snicket

[macau1ay]

more little violet sketches i just love drawing her hair

[all-due-respect]

Moxie headcanons…?

Admittedly, I don't keep the best track of my headcanons, I usually remember upon rereads.

-I think after the events of ATWQ, Moxie didn't really stay in contact with most of the Association of Associates, but would often look into their whereabouts. Just to keep tabs on them and make sure nothing bad happened.

-She liked drinking coffee, as she always saw her parents do it and thought it made her more of a journalist, but didn't mention it to Lemony, due to his association of coffee with Ellington.

Sorry if these are boring headcanons, and thanks for the ask!

[all-due-respect]

Lemony Snicket: I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and ats the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written.I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp... I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close... I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don't marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else--and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.

Me:

[all-due-respect]

I'm currently reading The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath

[thetheaterkidwriter]

The coast of Washington is literally pre canon staind-by-the-sea tell me I’m wrong

[ableuets]

i do not know what is in the sugar bowl.

[orphicio]

doctor doctor give me the news

[thetheaterkidwriter]

as the ATWQ fandom, can we all come together and make face claims for all of the characters?

I’ll start with mine: louis garrel as qwerty, Alexandra Powers as cleo, Wyatt McClure as stew, young Macaulay and Kieran Culkin as the Bellerophons, and Cheryl Pollak as Lizzie

[all-due-respect]

young Timothèe Chalamet for Lemony Snicket.

[amrasauras]

will we ever have a childrens show as good as series of unfortunate events again

[all-due-respect]

unfortunately, it's scientifically impossible.

[all-due-respect]

this may be a controversial opinion, but I think Ellington Feint and Lemony Snicket genuinely loved each other. Just not enough. Only as much as their own interests would allow.

[apriljuice]

[id in alt text] suspicious individuals

[thetheaterkidwriter]

May I present: The Lemony Snicket Test

if you answer “no” to these questions you’re doing a lot better than Lemony Snicket

Are you currently hanging off the outside of a moving train?

Are you retelling the story of your ex girlfriend’s three children being chased by a really misunderstood theater kid who also happened to be your best childhood friend and your sister’s lover?

Are you currently on the lamb?

if you answered “yes” to any of these questions, I highly recommend you seek help.

[all-due-respect]

I think going here would cure me mentally.

[gloomyjuneskies]

I’m about two months late to this but ATWQ + backrooms

I couldn’t decide if I liked that one better or this one:

So let me know which one you guys like more!

[all-due-respect]

I really like the first one.

[literallykat13]

lazy Ellington edit because I wanted to edit her to this song

[wrongitsablog]

very functional data binder + flashcharts. cannot recall if this was released in 2003 or 2004. another item in the snicket collection!

[unfortunatetheorist]

Wow, @wrongitsablog, I never knew this existed!

Now wishing I had one,

~ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph

[all-due-respect]

I have this in it's shrink wrap