waitfuckgoback

triple threat: depressed, ugly, and stupid !!!!!!

[allaboardtheswagginwaggon]

:)

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

thrrowing away batteries feels so bad i feel like i should eat them

[miiilowo]

[supermariomamafucker]

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

[allaboardtheswagginwaggon]

back and ready to treat this space like a facebook page / daily diary

[gorps]

happy easter from the united states :)

[whitmanic]

*sensually de-robes from my red slutty velvet number as I slowly skinny dip into the tar pits and become an excellent preserved fossil that stuns scientists for years to come and yes my chanel black 6 inch heels are still in perfect condition*

[coat]

Me, a gay scientist in the future (all scientists are gay in the future BTW) :

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sovietnam]

[itsaubreylmfao]

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

[yiffmaster]

thank god content like this will still be here after the horny purge

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

[ruinedchildhood]

[scornfluke-archive]

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

[kingofthehillcaps]

[lord-brixie]

This is the most real thing this show has ever had

[byrneing]

friend: how are you me: 

[setheverman]

hey guys quick update on my foot situation: i currently have two