I fucking told you to turn left (Part four)
"What in the world is that noise?" You cringe. You start to look left and right, looking for the source. It then went silent.
"I don't know, but whatever it was, it is not happy." Zoro states.
You roll your eyes, obviously dumbass. You didn't say it out loud, because you had other things to deal with besides arguing.
Behind you, the bushes started to rustle, and quick as a whip Zoro turns around, and you almost fall off his back again.
"What the heck was th-" You tried to complain but you stopped short when a giant bird pops out from behind the dense trees.
It was at least 3 times the size as the first one. Your jaw just dropped..... It was almost identical to the other one but had a bit more color to it. The bird started looking left to right and its eyes finally landed on you and Zoro. It then stretched out its legs and started flapping its wings, and let out the loudest squawk yet. You hide your head behind Zoro's as gusts of wind shoot in your direction.
It started charging towards you two. Zoro the gets in a fighting stance as he pulls out his swords.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" He winced as you yelled in his ear.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm going to fight it!" He said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"WHAT?! Not when I am on your back, no way!" The bird was almost on top of them when Zoro jumped out of the way. Running a bit, he then turns around.
"Well then I am just going to have to set you down ." He stated. The bird turned around was preparing itself to charge again. He then started to put you down, when you interrupted him.
"You are not doing that either! How am I supposed to move if the bird attacks me? Or how am I going to survive if you get lost when fighting and can't find your way back?" The bird started to attack again "Nu uhh, You are not dropping me here." He sighed, with annoyance.
"Fine, what do you think we should do then?" Zoro once again dodged, as you held on for dear life.
"Well we could run?" You suggested.
"RUN?" He replied in shock.
"Yes run, now get going, we can make it to the cave in no time, and ditch the bird. Just go straight and turn left. Let's go." You said way to calm for the situation. He paused for a moment.
"Fine!" He turned on his heels and went into a sprint. But the bird was too fast, and ended up almost squishing them.
"RUN FASTER!!!!!" You screeched in his ear.
"I can't!! Not with you on my back! How much do you weigh anyways?" You smacked his head.
"EH? What was that for?" He exclaimed.
"Never ask a woman about her weight. It is plain rude." You smacked him again.
"What was that one for?" He questioned.
"Because I felt like it." He just sighed, and muttered something that sounded like, stupid women. Thinking, you decide to let that one go. Placing your head on his back, you decide to close your eyes. All this movement is not making you feel so good, and you had a killer headache.
The bird attacked again, thankfully Zoro jumped out of the way this time, ensuring there were no close calls.
"I don't get why this bird is attacking us...." He stated. Soon everything around you felt off. You couldn't put your finger on it, but the sounds and the temperature felt different. Ignoring it, you just reply back,"Judging by the size and colour, it seems that is the mother to the one you killed earlier. You should really watch who/what you attack."
"Eh? I didn't attack it, it attacked me. And it shouldn't have gotten in the way of my sword." He answered with confidence.... He can be so thick skulled. "whatever..." you mumbled into his back.
After awhile the sounds of the bird started to become distant. Feeling a bit better you decide to lift your head.... when you looked around, you were not where you should be. Why are you not surprised. Surrounding you is trees, but not the other ones before. No they were smaller. Creating a dense brush, of leaves, vines and fallen logs. Trying to keep calm, and not kill the swordsman who is still carrying you, you start to speak.
"I am going to ask this as calmly and as simple as possible, okay?"
"Yah, sure." He casually replied. Taking a breath, you begin.
"We are on the way to the cave, don't you remember?" Not only is he acting like he knows what he is doing, but he is talking like you're stupid.
"Oh really? Well I have news for you. We are going the wrong way." Zoro starts to slow down.
"No we're not, I went in the direction you told me to go. If we are lost, it is because you got us lost." He said firmly.
"Are you serious? You did not go in the direction I told you to go, because if you did we wouldn't be here!" You tried to remain calm but you started to get more and more irritated. "What direction did I tell you to go?" You ask.
"You said for me to go right." You just lost it.
" I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO TURN LEFT! I said go straight and then left. And what did you do? Go right? You are completely incompetent. How are you still alive? Like seriously? Now what are we going to do? Huh? The sun is almost set, we don't have shelter, and there is no way we can go back with a giant bird after all. Which is completely your fault. And-" He interrupts your rant.
"This is not my fault, this is your fault for getting us lost. And maybe if you let me take care of the bird. We wouldn't be in this situation!" He turns his head around to face you. "And why di-" He was then was cut off, as you both suddenly begin to fall.
Where I got the idea for the story