Vampires Will Probably Hurt You

claude, he or they, minor. I like vampires, mcr, fob, idkhow, and horror fiction podcasts. i’m pretty much just some guy. dms are always open, i rarely bite.

[alldrowning]

hey everyone . i am officially moving back to @continuousmeowing . so. yeah.

[sanctuarysusie]

im high and losing it a little over this

[elodieunderglass]

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

[burningmanonacid-deactivated202]

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

[sighinastorm]

British badger:  jovial fellow, eats toast and jam.  Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs.  Agricultural nuisance.

American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine.  Very defensive.  Fuck immediately off. 

Bonus African badger:  Silverback gorilla of mustelids.  Should be a cryptid.  Bro, don’t even.  You are nothing to him.

[elodieunderglass]

an extremely good post addition

[princeofbadassery]

Opposum (US)

gets a bad rap

eats A LOT of ticks

“plays dead”

cute

VS

Possum (AUS)

cute but Australian

[elodieunderglass]

Haha

[chappellsource]

CHAPPELL ROAN in Tulsa, OK (via Instagram)

[i-am-a-fish]

I think everybody should get $50 for free

[diyemo]

the song of the summer for the 20th year in a row is helena by my chemical romance

[diyemo]

the song of the summer for the 20th year in a row is give em hell kid by my chemical romance

[diyemo]

the song of the summer for the 20th year in a row is to the end by my ch

[robinisnotavailable]

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

[murphmurphthejerk]

We need to reintroduce crackshipping into the zeitgeist. We use to be a society damnit.

[adrianfridge]

Reminds me of when I saw the following exchange

[wildgeese98]

We should lean more into the fact that Helen was a real estate agent before she got Distortioned. After Helen takes over, the Distortion hallways should start looking like a really sterile, beige, house set up to be shown to potential buyers.

Endless hallways in various different muted pastel colors. The same three generic paintings repeated over and over.

A maze of open plan kitchens that all lead into each other endlessly. Each identical in layout but with portions and angles slightly off in different ways.

Hallways lined with doors that all lead to the same immaculately neat child's bedroom stretching on and on, seemingly forever.

A living room that seems normal at first but slowly fills with more and more bowls of fake fruit and tasteful flower arrangements.

A house where every room is a lie. Everything set up carefully in a facsimile of a welcoming home but if you scratch the surface you'll find it to be cold and artificial.

That would have been a cool thing to do with her domain in season 5 too. You would easily do something with it about being forced to perform the heteronormative ideals of domestic life or something like that.

[lilyarozanova]

20 fucking years of gay prison sex, the murder of 1000 evil men, a deal with the devil, cemeteries and we'll love again and we'll laugh again, we'll cry again and we'll dance again and it's better off this way - so much better off this way - i can't clean the blood off the sheets in my bed

[holdtohealyourpartner-moved]

I fully understand people getting upset at straight people in gay bars because gay/lesbian bars serve a certain function that straight people often just. Get in the way of. They're encroaching on the space. But whenever "no x at pride" discourse comes up I'm just like. You can't disallow anyone from pride have you guys ever been to a pride parade or event. It's a festival they aren't letting people in you literally just walk up. You're inevitably gonna have people who end up in the mix because the event is happening in front of their usual coffee place. You're gonna have to be okay with some straight guy being there regardless of your opinions there is literally nothing you can even do about it.

[holdtohealyourpartner-moved]

I would also much rather have someone's straight boyfriend or straight mom or straight grandpa there than homophobes or transphobes or cops. So there's that.

[gendertrickster]

lgbt history with june egbert

[qifreythebitch]

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

[ofalltheginjoints]

happy pride, here is pete wentz standing in front of a rainbow

[judasisgayriot]

[natjennie]

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

[sinfulpepsi]

I think about this post every day

[unplugstar]

Happy 20th anniversary to the one and only, three cheers for sweet revenge! 💋

[hauntedtgelz-deactivated2024092]

bandom testosterone pride flag for pride month 😊😊😊😊😊😊