DNP’S ADOPTED SON

adam. they/he. minor. free palestine 🇵🇸🍉. can’t donate to any fundraisers. listens to skeleton appreciation day in vestal ny for at least 3 days every week. RATS ❤️

[missespaintadventures-deactivat]

when you have a shit blog and someone follows you

[randomfruit666]

Jon actually has dimples but it's so rare for him to actually smile that most people don't notice.

when Martin sees him smile for the first time just Immediately blue screens in Homosexual

[siena-sevenwits]

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

[theriu]

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

[theriu]

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

[vintage-ukraine]

Poppies by Ivan Marchuk, 1990

[ozempicofficial]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Time loops strike again 😔

[fallenangelvictorious]

No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄

[ruusverd]

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i appreciate that my local bodega is taking action in the smoking dogs epidemic

[only-knives]

if you use your voice to uplift and protect others, thank you.

if you use your voice to defend people from harm by their own peers, thank you.

if you use your voice to remind people they are worthy and loved, thank you.

if you use your voice to share a hopeful story when people need it most, thank you.

if you use your voice to admire others' strengths, and accept their weaknesses, thank you.

if you use your voice to add kindness and goodness to this world, thank you; thank you for being you in a world that is too often confusing, stressful, or cruel.

the world will always need people like you. anyone who tells you something different is only projecting their weaknesses onto you. if someone devalues your heart, that is not your fault.

you have done well so far. thank you for being here. i hope you can see just how much your presence means to others and get to cherish those moments of connection forever, even long after they've happened.

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[notbecauseofvictories]

fellas, they’ve done it again

[notbecauseofvictories]

me, weeping openly: potato

[notbecauseofvictories]

DEFECTOR HAS TAKEN UP THE MANTLE

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

He’s not gonna take you back Bill

[bill-cipher-offical]

SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher

[aquaticptato]

Okay but how in the FUCK is Ryan Gosling a Tumblr Sexyman. Genuine question.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr quite literally nominated him, got him in, then kept voting for him until semifinals, people are older, other people can be a tumblr Sexyman, it doesn’t need to be an 18 year old white guy with another eating disorder, it can be a conventionally attractive middle aged man with wet cat energy and an alien bestie now since the general population of Tumblr did in fact vote him in as a tumblr Sexyman

[bigscaryd]

The gap between Gosling and Grace is the perfect explanation of what makes a Tumblr Sexyman.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Exactly, Ryland Grace is a character, not the guy who plays him

[reunitedinterlude]

buffy fanboy!phil absolutely thriving 🫶

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[originalitysquared]

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

[segamascott]

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

[enba-and-luka]

[decayalectical-deactivated20221]

“tumblr staff member” 2/3 of those words euphemism for cock

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

with your help we can make it all three

[animentality]

[4mb3rgl1tch]

THIS is my favorite piece of funnybunny art

Credits to (I think) @bonnibel_9 on Instagram

This is such a beautiful art style and I love the metaphors. It shows she has the key to his heart but she won’t force him to open up. She’s letting him open up on his own. It’s just beautiful