"dreadfully sorry"

[ will | 32 | he/him ] token man enjoyer, certified simp. this is a kink blog, a fetish acct, a Horny Zone™ if you will, minors DNI.

[fevertremble]

The little twitch of someone’s nose while they’re trembling, on the very edge of a sneeze - their eyes watering, hands cupped gently in front of them to catch it when it finally, blissfully comes. Their breath, stuttering in their chest, too itchy to breathe out without it shaking, hitching miserably. If only they had just a little something to push them over the edge into release-

[n0seferatu]

snz4snz g/t where big partner puts little partner in a half full bulk container of ground pepper and if theyre well behaved about it and wait patiently to be let out big partner will sniff off whatever leftover pepper is stuck to them when they get out

[tenacious-teasing]

Ok hear me out. Truth serum trope but it's not to force someone to give up information, it's to force your lee into admitting how much they love what you're doing to them

"no not there!!” becomes "yes!! Please!! That's my worst spot please please tickle me there!!!”

"stop that's too ticklish!!" becomes "keep going!!! It tickles!! It tickles so bad oh my god I love it!!!”

Unable to even move in a way that protects their spots because what they truly want is to keep their arms up and their belly exposed and their legs spread wide, so you can freely access all their favorite spots

Hearing their own voice shamelessly beg for more just adds to their fluster and makes everything feel just a little more sensitive. And there's no hope of keeping any undiscovered spots a secret~

minors or no age in bio = blocked on sight

[cutenose]

It will never stop amazing me that the nose can hijack the whole respiratory system just because its a little itchy

[tenacious-teasing]

I need to be able to magically tickle/tease/make someone cum from long distance so baaaaad 😩

What I really want is to be able to conjure the magic version of a hologram so I can see their reactions even though they can't see me. Drag my fingers up their back or across their hips and get a frantic text from them saying "what are you doing??? Please not right now I'm in public 😖" even though I know and that's half the fun

I want to watch them hold back giggles and try to rush off to find a place to hide as I work my fingers closer and closer to their worst spots, with nothing they can do to stop it

I want to get them on the phone so I can hear their beautiful giggles as they collapse against the wall of the bathroom stall and pray that nobody can hear them from outside the door

Or watch them try to hide it in a situation where they have no option but to sit there and take it, sending me messages begging me to stop or at least pick a different spot because they're about to break. Not knowing that "please, anywhere else!!” is exactly what I'm waiting for. Anywhere else? Poor thing. If they were having trouble hiding their laughter I'm sure it'll be impossible to hide their moans as my phantom hands slide south~

[starletstarry]

Sneezes that takes forever to build. Like starting with that small but imminent tickle in the nose, then prickles sharper and makes the person involuntarily take those hitching breaths, bracing for the inevitable.

'....hhh, hhhh... I'm gonnahh... ugh wait, it's right therehh.. hhh, hhh...! sorry, I can feel it, it's... hhh, ghhh...! ...it's hh, hhh... Hhhhhh...!'

[shouldibless]

You don't understand the constant yearning I have to see cute guys sneezing in nothing but their boxers. I would get to watch their faces as they sneeze, and watch their bulge in their boxers too. You just don't understand...

[allergydotexe]

not snz but irl under the cut

fellas i might just be about to hook up with a dude so i can tickle him. crazy stuff happening in my life rn.

[bananachiew]

I have a question

Snzfuckers, what ways of inducing sneezes are the hottest for y'all? For me it's feathers (including feather dusters), flowers, pepper and playing with one's nose (assuming their nose is sensitive enough for it to work) I'd love to hear your opinions!

[hitching-hyacinth]

hi this isn't a problem I've really seen on snzblr but just in case. this blog loves and cherishes trans women and transfems and if you aren't a transfeminist my stuff isn't for you

[head-colds]

someone a bit annoyed they lost a sneeze bc smth made them laugh, which (only halfway) doused the itch

[hayfeverheaven]

Inducing someone until they sneeze is nice, but how about only slightly tickling their nose and leaving that tickle to naturally grow and grow overtime like a ticking timebomb. Could be a sneeze in 20 seconds or it could be a sneeze later tonight

[allergydotexe]

save me... m/essmer e/lden ring...

m/essmer e/lden ring

m/essmer e/lden ring save me

[itchyandtwitchy]

Give The Character an itch in their nose that they cant scratch no matter how much they paw and rub and bully. Give them an itch right at the tip of the nose that just buzzes and makes their face scrunch up. Give them an itch at the back of the sinuses that makes their breath stutter and their ears ache. You deserve to give The Character an itch that makes their eyes water, their nostrils tremble, and shows the very edges of their teeth when they try to breathe through it. You deserve it

[silversinfinity]

Perhaps a hot take but listen... sometimes those silly "try not to laugh" challenge videos on y/out/ube are kind of. Sexy. No this isn't an April Fools post. Why would you say that.

Like HEAR ME OUT. Baseline, they're very obviously fighting against a helpless urge. Which is awesome. I don't think I need to convince anyone around here on that. But depending on the person, there's potential for so many details that remind me of Something Else... The strained noises you might hear from in their throat or in their voice. The way their breathing might hit an erratic rhythm, unless they just hold their breath altogether. Their wincing facial expressions. Their outright denial that they didn't laugh when they start slipping. The way they might fidget or hold a hand to their mouth/nose. The tears in their eyes if they really lose it. And it's just a bonus when their actual laughter ends up being so cute and genuine that I feel aggression about it.

And sometimes it is just goofy and ridiculous and that's that. But it's also a losing battle against an urge and I can't help but get a little perverted about it. Whatever.

[head-colds]

a post is a sort of trojan horse for a different post you make in the tags

[allergydotexe]

yet again, i have to be the change (niche kink porn) i want to see in the world