"dreadfully sorry"

[ will | 32 | he/him ] token man enjoyer, certified simp. this is a kink blog, a fetish acct, a Horny Zone™ if you will, minors DNI.

[hitching-hyacinth]

hi this isn't a problem I've really seen on snzblr but just in case. this blog loves and cherishes trans women and transfems and if you aren't a transfeminist my stuff isn't for you

[head-colds]

someone a bit annoyed they lost a sneeze bc smth made them laugh, which (only halfway) doused the itch

[hayfeverheaven]

Inducing someone until they sneeze is nice, but how about only slightly tickling their nose and leaving that tickle to naturally grow and grow overtime like a ticking timebomb. Could be a sneeze in 20 seconds or it could be a sneeze later tonight

[allergydotexe]

save me... m/essmer e/lden ring...

m/essmer e/lden ring

m/essmer e/lden ring save me

[itchyandtwitchy]

Give The Character an itch in their nose that they cant scratch no matter how much they paw and rub and bully. Give them an itch right at the tip of the nose that just buzzes and makes their face scrunch up. Give them an itch at the back of the sinuses that makes their breath stutter and their ears ache. You deserve to give The Character an itch that makes their eyes water, their nostrils tremble, and shows the very edges of their teeth when they try to breathe through it. You deserve it

[silversinfinity]

Perhaps a hot take but listen... sometimes those silly "try not to laugh" challenge videos on y/out/ube are kind of. Sexy. No this isn't an April Fools post. Why would you say that.

Like HEAR ME OUT. Baseline, they're very obviously fighting against a helpless urge. Which is awesome. I don't think I need to convince anyone around here on that. But depending on the person, there's potential for so many details that remind me of Something Else... The strained noises you might hear from in their throat or in their voice. The way their breathing might hit an erratic rhythm, unless they just hold their breath altogether. Their wincing facial expressions. Their outright denial that they didn't laugh when they start slipping. The way they might fidget or hold a hand to their mouth/nose. The tears in their eyes if they really lose it. And it's just a bonus when their actual laughter ends up being so cute and genuine that I feel aggression about it.

And sometimes it is just goofy and ridiculous and that's that. But it's also a losing battle against an urge and I can't help but get a little perverted about it. Whatever.

[head-colds]

a post is a sort of trojan horse for a different post you make in the tags

[allergydotexe]

yet again, i have to be the change (niche kink porn) i want to see in the world

[n0seferatu]

ok so like. hovering your hand over someones bare skin and flexing your fingers slightly like youre about to start tickling them but havent quite got there yet and watching them reflexively tense up and maybe even stifle a laugh just from knowing whats coming. do you understand?

[n0seferatu]

if my core audience is struggling to understand you can imagine holding a feather so that the tip is centimeters away from someones nose and theyre looking kind of nervous and going slightly cross eyed trying to track it, nostrils flaring slightly in anticipation. ok?

[snezus-christ-risen]

When someone feels like they could sneeze, but they’re not sure if they will or not.

[allergydotexe]

🗣️

[allergydotexe]

i'm not meant to be worrying about how to survive a nuclear blast i'm meant to be daydreaming about inducing a beautiful man with the kink but here i am

[guppygiggles]

Guy who is embarrassed over just how ticklish he is.

Guy who is apologizing through his laughter for how much noise he's making, for how much he's squirming, for the fact that he simply can't contain himself.

Guy who handles being tickled like you'd handle laughing uncontrollably at a really inconvenient time. Guy who begs for you to "wait, wait!" but never says what you're waiting for. Guy who has a safeword and could use it at any time, but doesn't. Guy who is already blushing before your fingers make contact, who always laughs like he's surprised how much it tickles. Guy whose eyes are shining when you stop, who wipes his tears with the back of his hand, who straightens his clothes up like he's recovering from a fall. Guy who is still smiling long after you're done tickling, who looks at you like you've got a snack he really wants a bite of, but is too shy to ask. Guy who loves, loves, loves being tickled.

[sneezingfetishftw]

A and B are playing some online multiplayer VR game, and A starts mocking B for how they keep making erratic movements. “Well? What have you got to say for yourself?”

B unmutes in the voice chat, and as A hears the sneezing fit timed perfectly with the erratic movements, it they finally realize what’s been going on lol.

[allergydotexe]

woke up sick just in time for my birthday on sunday 🙃

[corporalviolet]

eroguro gf: (turning off the tv) so, what did you think?

snzfucker gf who had a very different idea of what a "snuff film" would entail: uh. well,

[terrestrialyarn]

From The Medical Era, Vol III No.I, 1886

This is in the middle of a piece where the author is mocking an advertisement he received for a homeopathic cure made from super-diluting some alcohol that once held mosquitos (culex mosca), in which various testimonials are described as "provings" of the "grand remedy."

Source

[snezus-christ-risen]

Noses 💖