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He/They| 23 | 18+ | minors DNI | Bi | sneezefucker | dms open

[shouldibless]

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I am:

Demiboy/Non Binary

He/him/they/them pronouns

23

Bi

I'm into sneezes (duh), mess, contagion, all of that kinda stuff.

Highly appreciate reposts, comments, dms, etc

Also minors and non kink blogs, please DN fucking I

[minakai-snz]

Fresh Out The Shower Messy Sneezes!!

Nothing like some induced sneezes in a cute hoodie to cure an itchy nose (brought to you by me spraying too much scented body spray and just suffering because my nose may itch but it needs coaxing to sneeze lol)

CW: Mess, noseblow, lots of nose wiping, nose rubbing

[poetryandsniffles]

Inspired by Thomas from my Pick Three Words #11...

Sneezy at Work

You are printing something on the office printer. At least, you were trying to print something, but there's some sort of paper jam. You've crouched down, pulled open the printer cabinet, and have one arm deep inside when you hear an incredibly liquid sniffle... right next to you.

"Jabbed agaihd?" they ask, their voice rough and stuffy.

Hurriedly, you withdraw your arm and glance over to see your coworker, also crouched down now, less than six inches from you.

They are clearly in the throes of the worst possible cold.

Their nose is red and damp around the nostrils. Their eyes are tired. Their mouth is parted both because they cannot breath through their nose and because...

Oh no.

They're going to sneeze.

You can tell before they can, and you try to find a polite way to stand back up, to distance yourself, but before you can move, the tickle culminates in a series of wet, germy sneezes.

"Ahp'tsschh! Tscchhh! Heh'GDZZZssshh!! Hap'TISSSHHUUUU!!"

The first two catch you full in the face, drenching your nose, cheeks, and lips with contagious spray.

Then, as if realizing they are sneezing openly, your coworker at last brings up their cupped hands to catch the remaining sneezes.

"*Snrrffff*... guh, I'hb so sorry."

You are speechless.

With your arm, you try to wipe some of the spray from your nose and mouth, then stand as you issue a weak, "Bless you" that does not sound sincere.

But they are not done.

With gasping, hitching breaths, they teeter, and, instead of steadying themselves on the printer, they fumble a hand toward your leg, and manage to tip forward and direct their ensuing sneezes... against your thighs.

"Hhh... hhhehhh... ahk'DSCHHH! TSCHHH! AHP'KISSHHUUU! Hhh-hh-heh'DZZSSHHHHUUUU!!"

There are two wet spots on your clothing now. One large, messy spot, consisting of thousands of germy, cold-filled droplets, and a slightly smaller spot a little higher up -- the evidence of your utter arousal.

You want to slide your hand to the back of their hand and jam their face back against your thighs... or a little higher up. You want to grab them by the hand, pull them into your office, shove them onto your desk, and fuck them senseless. You do neither.

"Bless... you," you manage, voice strained. "You... should go home and get some rest."

"I'hb fide, and besides, I doh'd have a *snrffff* rihde. I carpooled today. But baybe you should go hobe... you lookh flushed."

"...Let me drive you."

"Okay... if you're cerdihd."

It is not a wise offer. You might get three blocks before you pull over, tug them into the backseat, and straddle them while you play with their poor little sneezy nose.

But you can't take it back now. And as they stand to offer you a grateful smile, you see their runny, tickly nose start to twitch again....

[shouldibless]

"Omg, this pollen today is making me so sneezy!"

Sorry, what you mean to say is "This pollen today is making me so sexy?"

Yeah... I thought so

[sneezingcity]

a lil spray

[feverfcking]

you know i think a reading while sneezing wav would really fit your voice and type of sneezes because your hitches and pre-snz voice is INSANE in a really positive way so… pretty please? 🥺

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ofc anon!!! i actually had a really fun time with this it felt more natural than other talkies and i probably will be doing this again and for longer lol. AND I got the house to myself unexpectedly so i'm glad i had a good turnaround for this ask!!

[feverish-cuddles]

going to a contagion clinic and getting paired with someone who's desperate to give you their cold. clinging onto you, nose red and streaming constantly, visibly full of cold too. they tell you to get closer while they build up so they can snz in your face and make sure it lands just right Asking if you could play with their nose, having you cup your hand under their nose while they let snz after snz fill it with mess blowing their nose on you just being near you makes them need to snz bc they're thinking about you catching it the air is dence with their germs, each breath you take you're breathing it in you've seen them snz against a mirror or a screen and the amount of spray and mess that comes out it more than you could hope for

[feverfcking]

ahhhh okay uhhh uhhh

all of your hitches and gasps in between your sneezes are so blazing hot so I really am melting imagining you inducing relentlessly but still trying to announce every sneeze but like tripping over your words?? like saying you're gonna sneeze and apologizing and "watch out" and just trying to get it all out before the sneezes overtake you and FUCK I'm horny now lol

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can do baby!!!

pov I’m having a really embarrassing relentless sneezing fit next to you

[noseynoses]

i genuinely live for those quick, wet, post-sneeze sniffles. its so hot picturing those red, irritated, messy nostrils flaring along with the sound - maybe rubbing into the back of the sneezer's hand - especially when theres multiple messy (the messier the better) sniffles back to back. been my favorite part of wavs on here recently.

like so much i felt liie writing abt it lol

[blooming-trees]

Cw: contagion, cw: sneezing on/around food

She is cooking/baking for several people, but she has a very sneezy cold. She tries really hard to cover (into her elbow, or her shoulder, maybe her apron), or at least turn away every time she needs to sneeze, but they're getting so unpredictable... at least she's alone in the kitchen so no one sees her struggle, but she has already lost count of how many times she has accidentally sneezed uncovered by now. 😏

[feverfcking]

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i found an earring and decided to try inducing with it and wtf my nose absolutely hates it. so i decided to do a little nose torture and only removed it to switch nostrils or blow my nose. it also got caught on my septum ring a couple times and locked it's movement completely - all in all the most sneezing i've maybe ever done.

enjoy!

[polly-pollen]

Damn babe, I could get lost in those nostrils 😍

[itchy-nostrils]

They say blondes have more fun…

But I think I’ll go for a more 🔥firey🔥 spring and summer and find out 🤭

New hair… but same wet sneezes 😮‍💨

[shouldibless]

Man, I had a dream where a super cute Reddit twink, out of nowhere just made a (NSFW) sneezing video... Like why does that have to be a dream?! :(

[hotdirtman]

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pretty much what it says. tried doing some chhinkni and didnt sneeze quite as much as i hoped to, so i induced these sneezes with a twist tie to give my nose some much needed relief :)

[shouldibless]

Someone who's constantly hitching, building up to a sneeze (or sneezes) but every hitch just pushes out that bit more snot until the bottom of their face is dripping with snot. Their nose is just full, it's gonna be dripping a lot more. Of course, if they were to sneeze...

[sf-libet]

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i saw this post by ms @itchy-nostrils and might've maybe gotten a little inspired...

more scenario based audios on the way, i s'ppose! i hope you all enjoyyy

outtake under the cut

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my nose was so ruined & snotty about halfway through recording that i couldn't get any more sneezes out until i blew my nose. the script didn't call for it, so i just took a short break and cleaned myself up a bit.