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Denny's, isn't this a metaphor for a penis????
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Nice mushroom cap, buddy.
Denny's, isn't this a metaphor for a penis????
do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”
i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.
so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.
I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’. What porn logic is this? I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.
But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.
Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.
In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around
That last one
Dane DeHaan vs. Daniel Radcliffe in Cards Against Humanity…Who will win?!
Daisy Ridley and Carrie Fisher dancing on the set of the Force Awakens
Crying
cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass
This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever
ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES
The problem is that its like sandpaper so you’ve gotta be careful with paint and shiny things.
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Hahaha this is amazing!!!!
Holy shit Fantastic Beasts was FANTASTIC. So many tears! As soon as the first notes of music hit and Queenie!!!
I can’t believe that u people would rather believe that Kyle Broflovski would ever not wipe, flush, or wash his hands instead of realizing the far more likely possibility that Cartman interrupted him before he actually went to the bathroom!!!!
Plz respect this prissy child’s hygiene!! Mr Hankey aside ofc.
But why did Cartman glance in the toilet after?
South Park Season 20 today!!!
🎶"It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiiiiime of the year!!“🎶 Feels like coming home! :-)
Fuck yes
HOLY FUCK GUYS, THE NIGHT IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!
I haven't been on here in forever but I've been watching Teen Titans Go with the little one I nanny and this is fantastic. Every time beast boy calls raven "mama" I crack up.
i like this one
For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged
fucking bless whoever made this
do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?
As equality driven I am, no this is actual science. Jussayin
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
I just tried this with my fiancé and he stared at me and wouldn't take my hand.........