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dennys

Nice mushroom cap, buddy.

allforthepark

Denny's, isn't this a metaphor for a penis????

alltheladiesyouhate

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

humanbeanisnotamused

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

outcider

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’. What porn logic is this? I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

thequeerofthenorth

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

allforthepark

That last one

gael-garcia

fallontonight

Dane DeHaan vs. Daniel Radcliffe in Cards Against Humanity…Who will win?!

allforthepark

Yes

bespiins-deactivated20180815

Daisy Ridley and Carrie Fisher dancing on the set of the Force Awakens

allforthepark

Crying

averagefairy

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

notlostonanadventure

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

averagefairy

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

allforthepark

The problem is that its like sandpaper so you’ve gotta be careful with paint and shiny things.

prozdvoices

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allforthepark

Hahaha this is amazing!!!!

tomhiddles

Holy shit Fantastic Beasts was FANTASTIC. So many tears! As soon as the first notes of music hit and Queenie!!!

lonelyheartsmember

dear-wormwoods

I can’t believe that u people would rather believe that Kyle Broflovski would ever not wipe, flush, or wash his hands instead of realizing the far more likely possibility that Cartman interrupted him before he actually went to the bathroom!!!!

Plz respect this prissy child’s hygiene!! Mr Hankey aside ofc.

allforthepark

But why did Cartman glance in the toilet after?

wolfthedragon

South Park Season 20 today!!!

rockshrimp1989

🎶"It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiiiiime of the year!!“🎶 Feels like coming home! :-)

allforthepark

Fuck yes

HOLY FUCK GUYS, THE NIGHT IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!

#south park #season 20

I haven't been on here in forever but I've been watching Teen Titans Go with the little one I nanny and this is fantastic. Every time beast boy calls raven "mama" I crack up.

#teentitansgo #beastboy