Allison Lives Here

[ymutate]

Gehöft Im Scheinwerferlicht 1935

Werner Berg

[pixiesdaydreamsinlittlespace]

Autumn Treats 🥞🍂

☕ 🍁 ☕ 🍁 ☕ 🍁 ☕ 🍁 ☕🍁

Vanilla Milk

Cinnamon Sugar

Warm Cookies

Rich Honey

Sweet Coffee

Chocolate

Waffles and Pancakes

Cream

Pecan Pie

Fresh Baked Bread

Pumpkin Cake

Sweat Potatoe Pie

Hot Chocolate

🥧 🍁 🥧 🍁 🥧 🍁 🥧 🍁 🥧 🍁

[ohyeahpop]

David Bowie Pulling off Mask, 1973 - Ph. Mick Rock

[uglyteapot]

I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

[alli-purple-son]

Good

[travalicious]

[halles-comet]

#oof#i came here for laughs#not for an examination of internalized homophobia!!!

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

[valarie-solanas]

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

[gaslightgallows]

And it’s kosher!

[deadgodjess]

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

[delicatelytoobear]

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

[gaslightgallows]

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”

[studthismuffin]

The kind of history deserving of knowing

[toastbutteregg]

[alli-purple-son]

Oh thank god it’s not just me bc #same

[thirst]

x

[stars-bean]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[blue---rain]

https://blue—rain.tumblr.com/

via weheartit

[cojo05]

[aphaeah]

[thirst]

x

[lvrdsupersaiyan]

[slinksterbill-deactivated201904]

Alexander Skarsgård in Zoolander.

I die every single time I think about this.

[no23]

[stability]